OO, Oo, me! I have always said that weed makes me a better parent. Patient, fun, interested. Half a bowl and a cup of coffee is the mom’s speedball.

Human bag of dicks

Kate Bush is too good for the likes of this millennial cluster jam feel good lets dress up in our hippy clothes bullshit anyway.

Someone explain the graphic to me: How does 18% = 1/3?

My friend bought her 14 year old daughter a vibrator and was so afraid of being judged that I was literally the only person she’d told. I told her she was being a good mom.

hat trick!

sometimes?

Why is everyone letting her off the hook? She married him with full grown up agency. Maybe she’s a racist POS too.

What if you don’t just want to be accused? What you really want to be a slut?

for $227 it had better

for $227 it had better

I want to open a sham one that would totally fool the parents, but then make it a gay teen nirvana.

But it is. You can’t deny it or hide from it or refute it. This is modern Christianity. Those hilarious memes about how every dude says “not all men are like that”  is exactly like christians saying “not every Christian is like that.”  Time to look at the mote in one’s own eye.

nope, he’s just always had the money to buy the really good drugs

Because it’s her money and her family and she can make whatever incredibly personal choices she wants.

Do you love the protestor spirit tho? Because that’s what she was doing; protesting. And her job is to get re-elected and represent me in congress. I want her to do her job, she’s good at it.

In my mom’s words: “I wouldn’t fuck him with your pussy.”

Almost half a million for a pig? Can’t we send someone to college with that instead? I mean Esther seems really nice for a pig and all but....

Just because the hates him, doesn’t mean she gives a rat’s fuck about us.

WRONG!

Who the fuck does that? I think your aunt was actually trying to kill you all.