Get it, Buttercup

“me, a terminally depressed and anxious incest survivor.” ugh, define yourself as something other than your victimization and maybe you’ll find some real friends.

My MIL had those curved couches in blue, in 1999.

Rowing down De Nile. Must be a lovely view.

Fuck your family. What they did to you is wrong. Fuck them sideways.

I didn’t puke on the one in Florida and I’m a totally pussy. Maybe secretly I’m super tough!

or not so low hanging fruit

Ahem, 15 years married, 18 years together and we fuck all the time. Also, we have great sex and are pretty kinky, we have a dom/sub relationship which is super fucking hot and fun. That being said, the article states communication, and while we do talk about fucking probably more than other couples, we also sext and…

Of course you were. Dicksmack knew you didn’t want to. I’m sorry that happened to you.

oh, fuck yeah

I have always hated Love Actually from my very first viewing, I also hate Adele.

Foot binding.

OMFG, I’m a Satanist! Thank you!! I had no idea!

Fuck three minutes of commercials.

Absolutely right, the enslaved fellows there, so hot. Human subjugation for meaningless trinkets turns me on too!

It constantly amazes me how Catholics, especially women, go back for abuse time and again. As a former Catholic and Catholic School survivor, I can tell you those blue haired bitches I dealt with were as nasty and abusive as they come. And so I left the church. Why the hell are you still there? You think it’s only a…

Piss Up A Rope by Ween, OGM by Loudon Wainwright III, Christmas Morning by Lyle Lovett

Honestly, the only ones who could afford children anymore really are the super weathy, so then who would wait on them?

an “A+” in douchbaggery

It’s a broken system where the universities are supposed to insert themselves into this situation and handle it “in house”. It is clearly shady and total bullshit, but it is the residual grime left over from the goodolboys network. UMass also has it’s dirty little secrets about why it’s rules are so tight about this…