I almost made a complete fool of myself. I thought you guys were taking about Jon Favreau,  and I’ve tweeted back & forth with his wife about our dogs.

Yes! I don’t know why I care about Jamie and Katie so much. But I do. fuck Tom Cruise.

#NeverForget

As a Christian, few things infuriate me more than assholes who use the faith to enrich themselves while taking from others. The prosperity gospel is horse manure at best.

Did Trent Reznor have a garage sale? Since it sounds like she purchased his Year Zero synths.

Well ‘try’ is the operative word I think. Lots of shiny dead end opportunities in this town. And it seems like the pervert in question was capitalizing on that.

“However...as a former California resident at the “management” level, I know that anyone who manages even one employee has to take sexual harassment awareness training every two years.”

You know how in any society in any era, there’s always a few ironclad ways to tell the infinitely subtle differences between monied people and the actual upper class? It’s usually markers in fashion or housing, but in our current culture, one of the most infallible ways to tell who’s really in power is how good their…

“Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in...once…

The twist is the parrot is the actual killer and he framed the wife.

Me reading the headline...

Murderer Fingered By Parrot

“We are prepared to shelter people once the cities and county shelters reach capacity. Lakewood will be a value to the community in the aftermath of this storm in helping our fellow citizens rebuild their lives.”

Millennials ain’t shit

I grew up in the 1980s. We were Democrats and pro-choice, but we were also extremely devout, straight-laced Christians. My parents did not permit us to watch MTV for various reasons—partly because my mother was a classically-trained musician who considered pop music to be trash, partly because they felt MTV was…

True story: there’s a lake in Wisconsin where mute swans have become established. Mute swans are definitely not native to North America, and the local wildlife authorities consider them invasive pests. Therefore, they have the grim duty of removing them. However, the local humans are very attached to the swans, and…

You don’t want anything to have to be different. You know what I mean? You just want them to be happy.

“We need to harass them and push them out and make it uncomfortable for these turkeys to be in our neighbourhood”

“I’m so unique because I didn’t dye my hair one color, I dyed it many colors! This just isn’t done!”

What...what is the obsession with the hair? It kind of screams “I am not like Most Girls, I am a Cool Girl!”