My sentiments exactly. I’ve always had a soft spot for Brit Brit. She deserves happiness.

As detestable as O.J. is, this is all about Dennis Hof. He inserts himself into the pop culture conversation whenever someone lets him. Please don’t give him any more press. He damn near killed Lamar Odom. I highly doubt O.J. ever expressed interest in this stupid brothel. You know Dennis will blab to the media. I’m…

I wondered why Ol Harv quoted Jay Z in his apology. Nice branding, fuckwads.

Wow. That is some serious “I live in my parents’ basement and can’t even afford sheets”. Sabo, you are living your best, saddest little life there.

There is a special place in hell for these assholes. They do it “for the clicks”, to be internet famous for a fleeting moment. Ugh. People are the worst.

Thank you. Going for MBA at Stony Brook!

I took the GRE yesterday. While I would have liked a better score, I should hit above the average for my school of choice.

I love En Vogue. I feel like the styles were quite different- En Vogue were more sophisticated and yes, possessed more raw talent. Spice Girls were more of a guilty pleasure- loud and silly pop songs. They also got bonus points for being British.

I’m 44 as well. Always had heavy periods- if I was not on the pill I would have my period for 10 days, off for 7, and back for 10. I tried an IUD but it was dreadful and I had it removed. I have the saggy neck and hairline acne too. Fuck this shit.

Genericism at its finest. Poor sods won’t even own the trademark to their shitshow.

That was really the cherry on top of the Fyre Festival sundae. “Don’t get a refund, we will give you tickets to next year’s event. It will be totes amazing, we promise!”

The man is gross. He is sick in a seemingly irredeemable way. Stick him somewhere with R Kelly and that dude from Lost Prophets that molested a baby and throw away the key. Bye, Weiner.

Except that Darius has amazing talent as a songwriter and singer. My takeaway from this article is that Iggy worked really hard, but couldn’t overcome her suckiness.

I literally watched a webinar on this very subject about 2 hours ago. Amazon is testing it in India, and it is called Amazon Kerala. As I understand it, the bodega (or Kerala, in this case) would have an Amazon locker so that the locals could pick up their Amazon goodies while picking up chips or lotto tickets.

I am here for the Chupacabra look. Mysterious vixen who turns cows inside out. Oh hell yes.

Old Navy is only a step above Kohls in the “falls apart before you have even tried it on” category. Cheap is expensive when you can only wear it once before it disintegrates.

Agreed. BR makes great work staples- their thin wool cardigans give me life. They are what J Crew once was. Unfortunately I can only buy clothes for my top half there. I usually wear an 8 in pants, but even a 12 in Banana cannot contain my big ol’ butt.

This is true. As a proud owner of a good nose job, I can say that my plastic surgeon did not need to advertise.

Look what you made me do. I mailed a box of poo. Wrapped it real nice and sent it straight to you.

Look what you made me do. I mailed a box of poo.