Girl, this ain’t 1993. I see multi-color hair on grandmas. Go shove your perfect bangs up your too-round ass.

Jive turkeys.

Swans are shit-encrusted assholes. They will fuck you up.

It’s very Gwen Stefani/Fergie-ish. Or so I thought- turns out it’s a Peaches song.

This is marketing genius. I mean, I hate clowns and I wouldn’t go near it, but I love the idea. Between “It” and all the juggalo buzz, it’s a good time to capitalize on the underserved clown market.

Do these body thetans make my ass look big?

You get me.

Pretty sure that is her mission statement with this dumbass stunt.

What’s in the box, Tay?

This is why the WH can no longer afford Secret Service. Priorities- they got them.

This is going to make one hell of a “Law and Order SVU” episode. Too bad CSI Miami isn’t still around.

Hell yes! Quick, someone hack these assholes’ Pornhub accounts.

I made the mistake on clicking the link. They seem pretty obsessed with black culture, throwing in a Ludacris video and accusing Elizabeth Warrwn of being a “player hater”. Jealous, much?

I have serious anxiety problems and keeping a routine really helps to keep it at bay (along with my meds). I’m OCD as well, so scheduling stuff and knowing that I will be doing a certain thing (exercise, study Italian, etc)at a certain time makes me feel better.

Fellow southerner here. For the life of me, I don’t get it. I’m no historian, but I fell pretty confident saying that many Germans around today are descended from Nazi soldiers, but they don’t have the need to run around saying “I’m just honoring my great grandfather who was a courageous soldier.” Why do Americans do…

I’m sure there are legit agencies out there- think eHarmony, but in real life. These “beautiful (often foreign) ladies are waiting to meet you, you walking moneybag” are a different beast.

That is really all matchmaking is. She finds pretty ladies, the men hand over bundles of cash to “date” them.

Hey now. Falling off logs is admirable. She is a filthy madam who doesn’t pay her sex workers.

I would watch the fuck out of this. Hand me my Juicy velour suit!

It really is a good song!