I wouldn’t be surprised if she busted out Manger Babies at this very moment, with Karlie Kloss, Lena Dunham, and whoever else is still in her squad.

Sign me up. True crime! Too many dicks!

Kill it with Fyre

Fucking breatharians! Good God, they might be worse than flat-earthers.

I think there is a pretty distinct difference in eating healthy and exercising regularly versus orthorexia. It’s fine and dandy if you want to be vegan, but when you eat nothing but kale and hot lemonade all day, every day, you might have a problem.

YES! I always ask “what toxins” and I always get an irritated eye roll in return. Obv, if you legit have celiac you should stay away from wheat, just as diabetics have to watch their diet. I swear people just want to make their lives more difficult.

“I’m cleansing!” No, asshole, you are starving yourself.

Real grits, preferably with cheese, are amazing. Quaker quick grits are an abomination.

I wonder if we will look back at kimchi tacos and avocado toast and think “blurrrrgghhh” 40 years from now.

The 1970's were a wonderful time for music, film, fashion...but the food was atrocious.

All salads had jello or mayonnaise (some had both) in the 70's. I remember this salad as well as Waldorf salad. I liked Waldorf, this not so much.

Fuck no. What happens when a well meaning friend brushes the robotic bug from your blouse and squishes your precious personal assistant insect? I have major bug-a-phobia so if this is a trend, I need to get to an asylum stat.

Wait- you were there too?

I’m not sure I didn’t bang him in 2005. I did a lot of cocaine, okay?

Now I have the image of Blake and Gwen dry humping each other to terrible country songs. Ewww.

Who wouldn’t do coke if they had to hang out with Kanye?

They are a bunch of grown ass men happily calling themselves “boys”. I bet they wear diapers and have to change each other when one of them makes a poo-poo.

Just no. It will never happen. It will go the way of Nicky Hilton’s hotel chain.

Seriously some of those people are the worst. They blow your donations on dumb things like a wardrobe of 20 “winter coats” for the foster pups (instead of food or other actual useful items for rescues) and will gaslight you if you dare to disagree with them on anything.

The owner sounds like a SJW Sarah Palin. Barf.