Oh, Peaches? Doesn’t she love her repetition! I totally see it now.

I’m,

I really hope she beefs with Beyoncé at some point so Twitter is nothing but venomous bees and snakes. Like Australia.

Professional makeup artists and hairstyles run several hundred dollars an hour.

I’ll be honest - I’m pro-mime.

I really fucking love this, not because I love clowns or anything, but because I feel like it’s in direct response to the shit they got about Wonder Woman and the all female viewing.

I hope they take really great photos of the theater full of clowns. For me to burn.

Dear MVP,

Should we insist that notable figures such as Loretta Lynch, Marshawn Lynch, David Lynch, and Jane Lynch change their last names?

Omg I reference this ALL THE TIME. You’d be surprised how often it can come be relevant.

Can’t a man smuggle Xenu in his tighty whities without causing an internet stir?

Damn, Supes got some CAKES

oh damn. Total flashback! I forgot about all those satin and lace trim camis!

Where is the snake? Is it in Taylor’s house? Where is Taylor? Is she the snake? Is Taylor a snake in a box?

DAAAAAANG.

Since she doesn’t get to do the go to question about who she is wearing on the Oscars red carpet she has no other way to show off for us poors.

Merriam-Webster also offers this definition of whore: a venal (capable of being bought or obtained for money or other valuable consideration) or unscrupulous person.

Louise has kind of a Real Housewife face.

Go back to your home on Tacky Whore Island.