He was an awful governor. But he was such a bad governor that it was clear he had nowhere else to go politically (Senate? Never happen).

It’s an Oceanaire. The tipped employees already make $25 an hour, if not more. This is a restaurant that has a single person check average of over 80 bucks, and the bar staff can take home $300 on a Monday night. They’re not poor. Hell, I once pulled over $2000 in a week— after taxes.—(BOH staff are a different…

$400k/mo in rent is mad stupid I don’t care how long your money is but so are 4 swimming pools. *shrug*

They also likely have a Grand Canyon of a thigh gap. I can’t imagine this shit being comfortable regardless, but it seems it would be significantly less irritating if your inner thighs have never met. Mine are BFFs though, so what the hell do I know.

This is a person who LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES the smell of his own farts, for sure.

Don’t affiliate yourself with Ohio, Josh Radnor. We have Devo, Chrissy Hynde, the Deal sisters, Guided By Voices, a bunch of astronauts, a wad of middling presidents, etc. We’re good.

I remember reading a few times that Britney herself wanted to extend it. I think for her it’s some sort of stability and someone to help her keep from making rash decisions so she can just like, be a mom, do yoga on the beach, and sing.

Team :Is that your mom up there dancing.

Maybe this is her decision though.

OMG perfect.

Law and Order: Submarine Victims Unit?

I guess their balance sheet is now ‘Fair and Unbalanced’.

You forgot the requisite CSI Miami background explosion....

This is such a vinyl snob thing to say, but shuffle killed albums. I appreciate iTunes and buying individual songs and having a giant music library. BUT there is something about listening to a complete album in the order it was intended. Great (generally older) albums were arranged purposefully. After we got into…

This is such a vinyl snob thing to say, but shuffle killed albums. I appreciate iTunes and buying individual songs…

Do you like Talking Heads? Then you need to have a copy of Remain in Light on vinyl. I found my copy in a record shop in the back corner of an antique store, and I probably listen to it more than any other record I own. It’s an incredible listen from start to finish without any weak points.

Do you like Talking Heads? Then you need to have a copy of Remain in Light on vinyl. I found my copy in a record…

I mean, what’s the point of just choosing one? If you like vinyl, you need lots of records. I’d say start with your favorite record, something that you’ve listened to over and over again, so many times, that you can hear it clearly in your mind. Buy that on vinyl. For me, it was Sgt. Pepper and Dark Side of the Moon.…

I mean, what’s the point of just choosing one? If you like vinyl, you need lots of records. I’d say start with your…

I’ve been seeing this for the last few days and I can’t help but wonder

I feel like this should go without saying but, never go alone into a self built submarine with the weirdo who built it.

That is literally the perfect Prince purple.

Mod Podge the inside of a Mason jar, then put the sequins in and shake the jar until you get a configuration you like. Let dry for 24 hours, then either use it like you would any other vase, or throw an LED tea light in it for a portable disco party on your desk.