I’ve read two great car stories about Jerry Lewis. The first was, once he came into real money, he decided to buy his dad who was almost as cranky as him, a brand new Cadillac. He got in touch with GM, which had a “celebrity division” back in the day, and Lewis and reps from Cadillac put their heads together, and put…

A customer and I were returning to Chicago from Vegas after attending a convention, and I actually got bumped into First Class, at the request of the customer who is an elite club member with United.

Even more important than his on-screen work, Lewis was the leading mind in film logistics, teaching many of Hollywood’s most significant directors at UCLA, developing the practical form of video assist, and writing The Total Film-Maker, widely regarded as the best guide to all the non-artistic things that go into…

I thought I was the only one who was gonna ask this! I know he didn’t like it but it’d be cool to see one last movie with him. RIP

Someone who did a lot of good in his lifetime, regardless of his flaws.

He was an awful governor. But he was such a bad governor that it was clear he had nowhere else to go politically (Senate? Never happen).

It’s an Oceanaire. The tipped employees already make $25 an hour, if not more. This is a restaurant that has a single person check average of over 80 bucks, and the bar staff can take home $300 on a Monday night. They’re not poor. Hell, I once pulled over $2000 in a week— after taxes.—(BOH staff are a different…

$400k/mo in rent is mad stupid I don’t care how long your money is but so are 4 swimming pools. *shrug*

They also likely have a Grand Canyon of a thigh gap. I can’t imagine this shit being comfortable regardless, but it seems it would be significantly less irritating if your inner thighs have never met. Mine are BFFs though, so what the hell do I know.

This is a person who LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES the smell of his own farts, for sure.

Don’t affiliate yourself with Ohio, Josh Radnor. We have Devo, Chrissy Hynde, the Deal sisters, Guided By Voices, a bunch of astronauts, a wad of middling presidents, etc. We’re good.

I remember reading a few times that Britney herself wanted to extend it. I think for her it’s some sort of stability and someone to help her keep from making rash decisions so she can just like, be a mom, do yoga on the beach, and sing.

Team :Is that your mom up there dancing.

Maybe this is her decision though.

OMG perfect.

Law and Order: Submarine Victims Unit?

I guess their balance sheet is now ‘Fair and Unbalanced’.

This is such a vinyl snob thing to say, but shuffle killed albums. I appreciate iTunes and buying individual songs and having a giant music library. BUT there is something about listening to a complete album in the order it was intended. Great (generally older) albums were arranged purposefully. After we got into…

This is such a vinyl snob thing to say, but shuffle killed albums. I appreciate iTunes and buying individual songs…

Do you like Talking Heads? Then you need to have a copy of Remain in Light on vinyl. I found my copy in a record shop in the back corner of an antique store, and I probably listen to it more than any other record I own. It’s an incredible listen from start to finish without any weak points.

Do you like Talking Heads? Then you need to have a copy of Remain in Light on vinyl. I found my copy in a record…

I mean, what’s the point of just choosing one? If you like vinyl, you need lots of records. I’d say start with your favorite record, something that you’ve listened to over and over again, so many times, that you can hear it clearly in your mind. Buy that on vinyl. For me, it was Sgt. Pepper and Dark Side of the Moon.…

I mean, what’s the point of just choosing one? If you like vinyl, you need lots of records. I’d say start with your…