Finding dates for millionaires is right up there with falling off logs.

You’ll also need a pink Sidekick.

Yeah, I’ve never been a huge Taylor Swift fan, but that is a topnotch, A+ answer to a bullshit question. I mean, I’m sure she was prepped for this, but I’d be hard pressed not to stand up and cheer in the courtroom if I’d heard any of these answers in person.

Paris Hilton in MST3K KUWTK

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Yes, many of us have tasted the beer-marinated cigarette butt.

You know TSwift would have done something like The Manger Babies back in the day

Required reading:

👍🏻 👍🏻 His post feels like it’s entering fetish territory to me. :/

I wish the author had explained ConBody instead of dropping it in there the way it was.

It’s actually an interesting story. The person who created it was formerly incarcerated and hires other ex-convicts.   

If your body is loaded with toxins, then you’d be dead, and I’d be wondering why you’re spending so much time at Chernobyl. Also toxins are found in nature so be careful with that “all natural” kick!

my son attended that very school two years ago - it was lousy with dicks.

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

I’m so glad I don’t come from money so that the fact that my family hates me doesn’t hurt my financial outlook at all.

Don’t worry everyone… I got this.

I believe he committed Wyre Fraud in this case.

Fuck these people.

The couple seem like the sort of people who: