Dietrich in The Lady is Willing pre- and post- broken ankle; stylish in every way.

Now we can have a turducken and spaghetti doughnuts.

Mayonnaise maybe, but jello, no, at least not in my country, you, good people from the U.S.A., have some interesting dishes.

How a salad can include Jello?

Well, then I’m sure he was at least in the room.

It happens to the best of us!

That is def a good thing!

I’m with Julianne on this. He seems like a mistake I’d have made when I was bit a younger and more self-loathing. But not now.

Professional troll Alex Jones “ran into” old friends, publicity masters Spencer and Heidi Pratt, while on vacation in Hawaii recently

The first work of art was pretty tone-deaf...but it’s also pretty tone-deaf to say that this is “not about censorship” when you are explicitly asking for someone to be censored and blacklisted.

If Emmett Till’s mother was ok with it and wanted people to see it then seems more like raising awareness on white on black shootings than anything. Sometimes you have to go with shocking visuals to get peoples attention to a problem. Sounds like this is outrage for no reason.

I hope they measured the snake in inches. You know...because they don’t have feet..

If Kim Kardashian West can mobilise her fans to come out in support of the ACA then we should stop bitching about her for a month.

Jay-Z’s The Blueprint came out on 9/11. Everyone should reference that album whenever someone bitches about their career tanking thanks to a national tragedy.

“If senator TubbyDucks would like to resolve this matter, he’s free to cash me ousside.”

You are just as likely to catch herpes from a person who thinks they don’t have herpes than someone who knows they do have it. Half of people have herpes. Half of people with herpes know it. So, 25% of the population knows they have it, and 75% thinks they don’t. 70% of transmissions are from people who don’t know…

I admit, I hate him about as much as others seem to hate Nickleback. My hatred is performative and filled with overblown hyperbole and stated embarrassment we share the same country of origin. However, I can also acknowledge his humanity, and understand how fucked up a kid with mental illness can get if confronted…

I’m a moderate smoker. While I certainly wouldn’t say I am happy to be addicted to cigarettes, I don’t really have big regrets. Neither do most of my friends/family members that smoke I don’t think. I know it’s not a healthy habit, but I thoroughly enjoy smoking, and as an adult I make the choice to continue doing…

We rub them belt buckles ‘til they shine like chrome