fake mewes!

“Man looks at Rihanna, dies”

thats the master negotiator, thats the deal maker, thats the businessman at work.

My husband has developed some weird digestive problem and he has to fly all the time and he’s been worried about being on the plane with his weird guts, so I now say “Shart your pants!” for good luck. So far no sharts!

He really needs to go to the doctor.

I just felt like sharing.

To be fair to Kristi Y, I do stupid shit like that all the time too and it’s not intentional . I once randomly blurted out “Drugs!” to a friend whose husband was in rehab, so I can’t judge.

Take every rape allegation seriously and investigate it to your full capability. Do not automatically believe every allegation. This is why. Well this and 100+ years of American race relations.

Best advice for Logan, lay low, then next year, send Quentin a basket of her favorite 80s movies, a picture of her feet and a note telling him she will work for SAG minimum.

The only way this ends up on E is if Kris Kardashian decides to take her on as a client and rehab her career. Very unlikely since Lohan has shown herself unreliable in filming and isn’t really an earner. Best advice for Logan, lay low, then next year, send Quentin a basket of her favorite 80s movies, a picture of her…

Please, she had one of those and she still couldn’t show up. IT TOOK PLACE IN HER HOME AND SHE STILL COULDN’T MANAGE TO DO HER JOB. Enough with giving this loser chances.

I don’t care who produces what as long as it opens eyes and does what art is supposed to do - make people FEEL.

Starred for “pushy rando”. I have friends I don’t hear from unless they’re short on their arbonne-usborne-sex-toy-christiany handbag goal. No, I do not want your pink ‘for her’ faux leather whip (it’s vegan!) OR your ‘natural product’ lip stain in this ‘season’s’ hottest shade. Can I just write you a check for your…

Hipster capitalists are almost adorable. 30 years from now, every company is going to make press releases like “Yo, we aren’t really doing healthcare coverage right now, but we treated all our employees to a mandatory ayahuasca retreat with Shaman Randall, so....”

SHE-EO... really?









... really?

Sesame Street introduced me to diversity back in the day and I’m glad to see it’s still fulfilling that role, anyway. As a rural white child in the early 1970s, I didn’t see people of color IRL ever and knew they existed only because of Sesame Street.

What the actual fuck?!?

Looks like he has diarrhea, but he is holding it in.

Why is he still allowed to be around children? His or any?

“We are partnering with a few creative influencers, like Tavi, who are great fits for our residential buildings,”

The book is excellent and I think Oprah is good casting for Deborah the daughter so I am excited for this.

I saw them at a talk a few years ago, and while I’m sure their circumstances have improved since the book was published, it takes a few generations for that kind of suffering to wash away. The granddaughter seemed bright and motivated, and everything she said was very positive.

I hope she’s on board and all the…