Oh, I’m not surprised. I used to get this free “health” magazine sometimes because I liked the recipes and instead of perfume samples it had free litmus papers with little charts to check your saliva and urine. Provided by some alkalizing supplement manufacturer of course. This is one of my more hated woo things.

I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

Preach

Pamela Anderson be like... thirsty and poor.

No the L.A.P.D. are under the spell of Scientology. That can only be the rational reason that they think Shelly Miscavige is also OK.

All right, if you want to dance, we can dance.

I know you are being tongue-in-cheek, but my counterpoint to a person who believes this nonsense would be: Do you care about ants having sex, or whales, or birds, or dogs, or mites? Then why would an eternal, omnipotent god of the limitless universe care about human sex habits? It is completely irrational. If you were…

I love how the “k” makes it worse. Naming your kid “Pilot Inspector” would be bad enough but it’s spelled incorrectly on top of that and auggggghhhh

As a bisexual woman, I am seriously in love with Kristen Stewart and Evan Rachel Wood. They’re beautiful, they both have a platform and they’re not afraid to use it and its honestly so meaningful to me because so often bi people are treated like we don’t exist.

They can do evey single season of this show as a feud between Joan Crawford and a different person or entity. Marilyn Monroe, Mary Pickford, her children, the Pepsi Cola board, waiters who brought her less than 90 proof vodka.

I am a defense attorney and you are 100% correct. His attorney has an obligation to provide a full and professional defense. Anything else, like this social media garbage, is not required and reveals the person to be opportunistic garbage. My job is to defend my client against the legal charges in court. Not serve…

I laughed far more than I should have. I am so sorry, Rumbera.

His SNL work is totally what made me a fan. I have a hard time understanding the hate with him sometimes—he can sing, dance, play musical instruments, be a terrible actor in movies, and then be excellent at making fun of himself on SNL. He can be a little over-the-top (obnoxious?) at times, but I also think he’s well…

This is common for JT. I call this effect “being Timberlaked” - when I don’t want to like a song of his but I still end up singing along or knowing all the words within a couple weeks seemingly against my will.

There very well may be a reason he had no one close to him...six tons of porn is a pretty big indicator that he was a fucking pervert.

So this one time we got a brochure from a church in the mail and there was a cartoon pic of a guy being crushed under the weight of his sins. One of the rocks said “porns” on it and we laughed so hard about that. Crushed by the weight of his porns.

Did not know this is a thing that actually happens. Not so funny…

*blinks SOS with remaining working eyelid, the other being overbotoxed at the moment*

*hurls* I would rather put my eyes out with two forks than be married to President Dumpsterfire

Well my husband thinks that ketchup belongs on every food except cereal, so clearly his semen isn’t doing its ‘influencing’ job on my opinions.

Also, if my opinions are formed from absorbed semen or whatever, why don’t I think fart jokes are funnier?