Funny how the Hyde character always thought he’d end up in prison. Amazing how fantasy shall become reality.

Even the bit he did on SNL after the election was very strong

Yaassss Queen!

Lord knows I don’t have anything this interesting going on in my life right now... other than obsessively checking Jez scrolling twitter for hilarious/sad political mockery... so please.. PUH LEEZ just keep this going. THINK OF US SAD BORING PEOPLE WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO!

I love that the women rappers of today beef harder than the men.

I think the difference is the respect for the institutions of government and of the American people. GWB had bad policy that tanked the economy and got us into unwinnable, destabilizing, unjustifiable wars. But he at least respected the office of the Presidency, the humanity of Muslims and immigrants, and while he…

She doesn’t look like anything found in nature.

The sentimental feelings about the people selling them are such an integral part to the marketing strategy. It’s so manipulative—not just of the consumer, but the employee selling the goods.

Oh, I feel you and will feel no sadness at all if some hacker ever builds a targeted malware that takes out everyone and thing involved with MLM. (Or the SEC descends or whatever.) I have watched Smother fall for every fucking pyramid on the planet, from Amway to candles to sex toys to nutritional poison (yes, a…

Some of these ensembles look like how I get dressed when I’m drinking. In other words...Sloppy and weird.

I can’t remember when I first realized we were in the upper middle class (dad’s a prominent attorney, mom was in entertainment business), but I do remember my parents clearly teaching me that their money is THEIR money. I was being a snotty 13 year old and begging my mom for the latest trendy jeans - they were like…

That’s a genuinely awesome story.

My record store was actually the first time it hit me that this was a very big band (meaning, they had just hit it big; he wouldn’t die for another three years), and my boyfriend at the time was all, “What a bunch of crap!” Ha. It mainly just makes me feel so very, very mortal to be 50 years old and to have moments…

50 years old here. I remember standing in a record store (!) in a mall (!!) in 1991 I think when someone put Smells Like Teen Spirit on to test out some stereo equipment. It’s hard to believe I was ever that young. Honestly, that’s all I got.

Wait...this necklace doesn’t make sense? The pieces are the same! They won’t fit together in a way that makes sense!

Well they wouldn’t let him pick his on team, and he got a chance to see what a shit show this admin is, or “shit sandwich “ as he said. I worked with retired special operators who only had good things to say about him and I’m not surprised in the end he turned it down based off of what I’ve heard about him.

Good for him.

Whoever does it first, wins.

I can say this first hand: she had nothing to do with his heart attack, but everything to do with his subsequent torture on life support when it had been determined by several of his physicians that he had no chance of a meaningful recovery. Also, her mother is a POS as well, and calls herself Momarosa. They are…

“The recently released video of the execution of Saddam Hussein by the Iraqi government raises some very important questions. Chiefly, is there anything on the internet I won’t masturbate to?”