Put some weed in it, and I’ll buy it.

5 days, AND in another story i read on it, during her previous regnancy she had complications (iirc, a placental abruption?), which meant she had to have an emergency c-section....

I was teaching a college course one VERY hot summer. One of my students was a very pregnant woman, and I somewhat “henned’ over her the whole time (I was 28, childless and knew virtually nothing about childbirth). Late at night before the day of our Finals she called to let me know she had gone into labor and we…

Yes, I mean I can understand them calling the doctor from the infirmary to confirm before sending her to the hospital or moving her to the infarmy and waiting till the labours are closer together to send her to the hospitals (like where I live you call the midwife and she tells you to wait till a certain point before…

Yeah except the woman had trouble for five days. That’s like the taxi ride taking... five days and that’s why the baby is born in it.

Quiet, but deadly, that woman

It is such a stupid position. Considering the catalogue of horrors coming our way if Melania could humor me by just getting piss drunk on the lawn and screaming “Send In The Clowns”, thus ending any and all dignity attached to this charade of a role, I could live with that.

The older dolls often get a thing called ‘silvereye’ where the paper backing on the inside of their eyes peels off. You can pop out and replace eyes through the neckhole.

A) The older dolls often get a thing called ‘silvereye’ where the paper backing on the inside of their eyes peels off. You can pop out and replace eyes through the neckhole.

Well yes, I figured her PR firm probably handled this. Even if the idea of Katy Perry personally dragging a disco ball preloaded with only a short loop of her new single to a park in Williamsburg and chained it to a bench does bring some temporary joy to my cold, dead heart.

Bench Affleck.

Same! We don’t get weird promo things out here. It took me til he found other ‘Katycats’ in the park before I realized this was something Katy Perry actually did. Wow. In the midwest if you found a disco ball in the park, you’d better be wearing shoes because there’s probably some used hypodermic needles lying around…

because it might give them pause for a second and make them consider who the fuck they have actually become.

he has what some people refer to as “alternative eyes”

I kind of like it.

She’s gone blonde, by the way. I think it suits her.

Far as I can tell, Trump himself is not homophobic. He is many other things, but not that.

I read that Trump complained about Spicer’s suits. TRUMP, of all people, had opinions about another man’s suits. They are supposed to be adult men, why can’t they dress as such? Obama always had such gorgeous suits, Trump looks like a toddler in his older brother’s suit and Spicer looks like he won his suit at a…

It would be a bold move, but I would love it if for that episode they had continuity between each skit and just made the entire show like a super dysfunctional West Wing.

A+ wig game.