If you had said shorts, FISHNET STOCKINGS and Doc Martens I might have been suspicious that you were me (plus open flannel shirt with a Pixies or Sonic Youth tee for the win).

As an Old, I can assure you the majority of these songs are uniformly terrible. It’s ok. I wore shorts over long johns and Doc Martens from 90-93.

if I were a ghost I would just try to amuse myself by screwing with mediums like this dude.

Man I miss Rock of Love, especially the first season. That was some quality shit.

Concern trolling from the beyond. Dad needs to get an afterlife.

He looks like the clog of hair my husband has to dig out of the shower drain every couple of months.

As a former worker of Nordstrom, I say fuck yeah!!

She will apparently be super gluing her clothing on. I heard that somewhere. [Full disclosure: I didn’t hear that anywhere, I just made it up.]

omg

I’m sure they have overlapping schedules, but maybe try thinking of it like a major, multi-day music festival (inexact comparison). Rarely if ever will you see two Big Deal performers playing the same time slot. There’s a “main stage” for a reason, and it serves the performers as well as the audience. I imagine it’s a…

I never saw that movie or read the book- are you serious that Cheryl Strayed was only a pothead? Oh, and let’s not forget James Frey, who managed to fake his way to Oprah’s book club.

She has been pregnant since the fist date

I’ve been looking at it for a minute trying to decide if it’s all just a joke and was totally suppose to be that awkward. Awkward family photos are basically an art form at this point.

Drug memoirs are so boring. I can’t decide which I like less - new mom think-pieces or reminiscences by a junkie.

We all have our biases. My bias is an irrational hatred of Julia Roberts. I refuse to see anything she is in.

As long as this continues, I will always bring this up:

Some shady Bette Davis quotes about Joan Crawford:

OK, but male genitalia in general is kind of ugly.

NPR replayed an old Fresh Air with her a few weeks back after her husband died, and she talked about how she was a California kid, came to Minneapolis for like, a day to shoot those shots, and was so, so, woefully unprepared for how cold it was going to be (and how the hat toss was just something someone suggested on…

Truly, one of the greatest of all time.