I have also never given any bothers about someone seeing my butthole. Like I didn’t even think about it. But now I feel kinda cheated. I assume my boyfriend has seen mine a bunch but I’ve never seen his. I really have no interest in seeing it but I kinda feel like I’m owed one look at it now for the sake of equality.…

I’d thought I was done with her then, especially after she acted surprised and upset that I wasn’t even willing to throw him a bone. About a year later though she called me up saying she was pregnant again and leaving her abusive alcoholic husband, she apologized and begged me to come to her baby shower to start…

I had a friend like this; only interested when it benefited her. We’d been actual, close friends for years but lost touch due to life crap, so when she started popping back up I was hopeful. Right until I noticed the pattern of our interactions. Her baby showers, her birthdays, her kid’s birthdays, “my roommate needs…

Omg please get the fuck over yourself.

I love Greenlight. The first time I heard it I absolutely thought it had a strange structure but it works. You know who else had an album full of weird pop songs? Alanis with Jagged Little Pill.

I have Amazon Prime where she’s always had her catalogue. I may have been playing Bad Blood through Alexa a bit more, just because.

Have I listened to nothing but Taylor Swift on Spotify for the last week? Maybe...(Definitely)

Me, too. She was guilty pleasure until “We Are Never Getting Back Together” and I realized she is sarcastic as hell and her sense of humor means we could be besties. I can only dream of having a platform that allows me to tell the world about all of the hot guys I banged and why they weren’t worthy of me...

She won me over because her music is bomb. She can do no wrong in my book. I just love her.

**Taylor is cunning and petty and she plays the long game.**

So Mathers basically did this

“The addition went down at midnight Friday morning—which happens to be when Katy Perry’s anticipated fourth album Witness was released.”

ONTD’s acronym is messing with my brain. Every time I read it, my head goes “Oint!” and then I have to correct it.

As I always say about this issue: Musicians deserve to get paid; the streaming services pay a pittance. For the people who complain that music sucks, not wanting to pay an artist ten or fifteen bucks to own something that you can presumably own for the rest of your life, that’s why.

So Katy Perry has been dragging up years ago drama to promote her mediocre so far singles and Taylor Swift is a snake? Okay.

I’m sorry but if Katy gets her streams “stolen” and her limelight shifted by Taylor releasing her old music onto streaming platforms, then her album wasn’t going to do well anyway. No one who was looking forward to her album is going to say “Man, I’ve been really wanting to listen to Katy’s new stuff, but I gotta…

The 90s were great and they were great in them. Make America the 90s Again!

Does it count as stealing attention when Perry got said attention by having Swift’s name in her mouth during this entire promotional push? It does seem like it’s at least 40% Swift’s attention in the first place.

Yeah, it’s not like she cranks out a movie every 4 months or anything.

Eighteen months makes sense to me, when you consider pre-production, production, promotion, awards shows, all that bullshit, and also a personal life – she has young kids and a spouse in the entertainment industry, too.