It’s better than my sister—she’s raising her kids in the UK, and it’s usually along the lines of “Shut up, you’re annoying mommy!”

My favorite bit about the wedding was that George had a meltdown after he was compelled to throw petals in the path of the newlyweds and Kate Had Words With Him. Very Stern British Words!

I mean, that’s what all my feuds are about. Lol

Backup dancers and John Mayer... the usual.

But Katy’s releasing it now only weeks after Bon Appetit because the other singles have tanked and she’s looking for a profile bump via controversy. She needs this track to catch fire because, otherwise, her new album is looking more and more like a non-starter before it has even been released.

I’ll sit with you. I am not looking forward to another 6-ish weeks of warmed over Perry/Swift feud think-pieces and snake emoji comments in the various corners of the internet.

Agreed. Especially because Taylor is giving all of us a break from her. I know it’s a pr move and it’s all to benefit her bottom line in the long run. But still. Katy is taking Taylor’s self imposed exile as an opportunity to try and run up the scoreboard with no players on the field. Also that song was not good.

I have such mixed feelings about this movie.

Katy, I get it — the singles off your new album are sliding down the chart faster than a drunk frat boy on a Slip ‘n’ Slide. You’re angry, you’re sad. You’re losing your relevancy as a pop star.

I am probably alone here but this whole “feud” makes me like Perry less and less. She comes off as really petty to me. She seems to be the one intent on keeping it alive.

This angers Robin and Brennan! Do you want to know why? Because they would like to turn the land into a marijuana farm.

I’m disappointed that Rosie is telling people to be nice to Ivanka. Yes, it is shitty to be Disgusting Daddy’s favorite, I’m sure. He gives off definite psychological incest vibes, and I hope he never acted on his interests. However, Ivanka is a married, adult woman who was handed a shitload of money and power and is…

This has nothing to do with the article, but this Real Housewives thread is everything:

I do race to read Brian Moylan’s recaps, I must confess. They only reaffirm my hesitation.

I can’t even with Jezebel getting all snarky about a celebrity’s low key relationship with some “random” that they haven’t even made public yet. If she dates someone famous, then she’s doing it for the publicity and if she dates a “random”(can you tell how condescending and insulting I think that term is?) she’s…

Yes, sorry I should have been clearer - the area is a rich area. It’s not necessarily filthy rich but it’s upper middle class. A rich house in London would look like a normal house in the US. A Filthy Rich house in London (Chinese money, Russian money, oil money, super old English money) would look more on par with an…

Jim Alwyn is actually a 26-year-old rising actor who has only been in three movies so far. He also still lives with his parents which is... interesting SMART.

What’s wrong with living with your parents? I plan to have my mom move in with me when she no longer can take care of herself.

Two things I would like to say to Brandon:

Fuck politeness! SSDGM