I did laugh at that bit.

THIS FUCKING MOVIE. It has taught my children to drum on all available surfaces. James Marsden is too charming for that shit.

They could have made a fratdouche squirrel movie about Squirrel Nutkin, but they probably didn’t like the part where the owl almost kills him and mentally traumatizes him out out of his d-baggery.

Why? No really why? If you want to make Peter Rabbit make Peter Rabbit. If you want to make a creepy fratdouche rabbit movie do that but don’t sully poor Beatrix Potter with your bullshit.

I’d rather watch a movie about that dapper little pig. That sheet slowly rising up was the only part that got a laugh out of me. I’d much rather follow its adventures.

I have already been forced to sit through repeated viewings of an asshole bunny movie. Please. No more.

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I feel like I listen to more than enough Savage Lovecast to have heard the first scenario over and over again. If the sex is bad this long into the relationship and your partner has shown no interest in improving it, then you have to really sit down and ask yourself whether bad sex is the price of admission you’re…

Congratulations to her. All I’m going to say is that the way she speaks, the language she uses, about getting work or helping is antithetical to how Tracy Oliver, Prentice Penny, Melina Metasoukas, Justin Simeian, and Ava Duvernay speak about. In some parts she sounded like every white film bro ever. Which is why I…

Happiness is Walt Goggins in a BMW ordering the biggest fucking koi pond you got.

Walton Goggins is a national treasure.

I disagree — I think the books are pretty funny satire, that are a lot more consistent than the show and have a lot more tidbits about New York and various literary and film references from Dan and Vanessa. Vanessa is also not a tremendous twat in the books, and Serena is a lot more vacuous, such that she’s not really…

Now I haven’t read the books since high school, but the message I got from them was all these rich kids were the WORST and deserved everything bad that happened to them (the poor people were presented more sympathetically). Although it has been years and I was a pretentious little shit.

Eyeroll. No shit an actress who’s just starting out and doing small guest roles really wanted a lead part on a series. Doesn’t mean you were making great art, dude.

When you hunt and eat squirrels, you have access to squirrel blood. She may not have done the hunting but I wouldn’t be surprised. My father took me squirrel hunting when I was six. (I was an abyssmal failure and, once he pointed the gun, preparing to shoot, I realized what was happening and thought, “Bambi’s Mama!?!”…

This isn’t about getting back together; it’s about his desire to have contact with her whenever he wants, however he wants simply because he wants it. He doesn’t care that he divorced her via text because he did what he did because he wanted to at the time.

Funny story: The Chain (and a bunch of songs on that album, Rumours) was written because each of the relationships within Fleetwood Mac was falling apart, and everyone started to hate each other. One person in the middle of that drama was the wife of Mick Fleetwood, Jenny Boyd. So The Chain was partly written about…

Worse. So, so much worse. The Secretary was sexy. This is not. People might have some discussions about whether the relationship in The Secretary was a bit creepy. This is clearly abuse.

I went to see the first one with a friend. We went to Applebee’s for drinks at 10am beforehand. It was the most hilarious movie I’ve ever seen. Two thumbs up.