John Goodman is a national treasure.
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Truly. I work with families and newborns and there is nothing more devastating and hard to reconcile as the loss of life before it really starts. Those parents never, ever get over it.
I actually was recently shushed at a restaurant by a waiter whilst passionately defending JG from a friend who dared to utter the phrase: “he was gross like John Goodman”.
Then you haven’t read my fanfic.
Ok, that Prince story has somewhat tempered my Snow Day ecstasy.
I had a crush on Dan Conner in middle school and high school but I never told any of my friends because I thought they would make fun of me. Screw those snobby little bitches...I have fantastic taste.
And maybe he’s a good spinner and manipulator
He also cheated on Kat Von D when he was engaged to her. Kat Von D is 35 now, and Jesse James is 47...so 12 years older is ok if it’s him that’s older.
Don’t marry good old boys who love their mamas more than you? We couldn’t survive the loss of a child and my subsequent illness. You know, a lot of shit to happen in a year and a half.
I’d forgotten he existed. It was nice.
Yeah, Kat Von D said that he cheated on her with like 19 women, which is a crazy number but I believe it. Two types of people I don’t trust: Trump supporters and serial cheaters who’ve had multiple marriages fail because they cheated. This guy is both.
And then the murders began.
Shit, marriages don’t count if the participants were young and stupid?
Jesse James and Mel Gibson can go jerk each other off while staring unblinkingly in each other’s eyes while asking each other: “Don’t you think we’ve paid the appropriate price and our abominable behavior should never be spoken of again?”
You basically figured out the secret of a lasting marriage right there.
Of course he shows up, a lil blizzard has nothing on Jesus!
I married my husband because he looks like Ewan McGregor’s younger brother. I even get him to talk to me in a Scottish accent when I can’t reach orgasm.
It was the rings.