Trying to portray Johansson as wanting public attention will not end well for this dude. She is one of the most private celebs I’ve ever seen.

Oooooooooh now I want to hear Rihanna sing the dirty-lyrics proto-“Love Yourself”

What a bummer for that dude who has to watch his kids. This is on par with parents who say they are “babysitting”.

I know she went around hiding books in the subway. I don’t see the problem with the tweet? I don’t get why people are so hard on Emma Watson.

one day you will run out of Carol content, and I fear that day with every fiber of my being

I miss those recaps...they were glorious!!!

It’s Jill Zarin minus like three layers of her old face. I’m not sure if it was the plastic surgery or if it’s just being a plastic idiot for supporting Trump.

YES GIVE IT TO ME

On more than one occasion a friend has said something like “OMG, you’ll never guess what happened,” and I’ve responded “Please, don’t let it be about Tom ...” in my huskiest Crackerjacks voice. So, I feel you.

Poor Jules Wainstein has been replaced with onetime socialite Tinsley Mortimer who, for some reason, lived with Sonja during filming.

Fictional version of Jack Warner calling fictional version of Bette Davis a cunt is not the same as as an FX employee calling another employee a cunt. It’s also not even close to equivalent to the real life Jabba the Hutt demoting women for not fucking his nasty ass among many other gross actions. I mean what a…

For once I want to see a male nipple completely erased from a photo.

“I really don’t know what my tits have to do with it. It’s very confusing.”

Are you sure that wasn’t a viciouscycle class?

A friend brought me to a SoulCycle class once and I am 100% not surprised no one helped or called an ambulance. This woman there told me that anyone that comes between you and your exercise is LITERALLY TRYING TO KILL YOU because, according to her, fat people are jealous and don’t want other people to make them feel…

I’m just gonna say it: I like Coldplay. I think Chris Martin seems like a really nice, sweet, nerdy guy AND I think he’s cute. I think themed parties are fun no matter how old you are. That’s it.

Yup, meanwhile Ashton is doing amazing work to end sex trafficking and child pornography.

Same here. It is really hard. And my abuse started when I was 3-4, which logically I know that no person would ever blame a child that age, but I do. I mean, part of it was the grooming aspect and that it went on for years, which made me compliant and feel complicit, but I really do struggle with feeling responsible…