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So seeing that it definitely seems like she wasn’t expecting it so I think it was definitely the dancer’s choice to do the shark in particular.

What a time to be alive.

My immediate thoughts upon opening this article: Where is Adultosaur?

This actually happened to my sister. Oh God, that was a crazy summer. They’d been dating for about five years when they broke up (again!) and he took up with some girl who was barely 18 (she was actually younger than I was by a few months). I think my sister assumed it would be one of those brief break ups they had

Everyone is welcome on this porch. We need a safe place.

There are so many words in this article that I don’t understand: fuckboy/girl, thirst, basic. Am I “Old Man Yells At Cloud”?

Anything for Moriarty. ANYTHING.

We’re not. Just the same sad fucks that we’ve always been.

I think at 21 dating a 16 year old should be just weird and awkward. Especially your friend’s little sister! Hindsight is 20/20

Are you me? Luckily, I didn’t get knocked up but damn what is it about 16 year olds dating 21 year olds? Now it just seems like the creepiest thing ever, but at the time I was so enamored.

All the hugs for you! You’re so brave and wonderful.

I’ve been subscribed to that podcast since AHP mentioned it on twitter. I just haven’t bothered to sit down and listen to it. Now I have to!

You don’t sound like an asshole! I understand what you meant. :)

WORTH IT!

I personally loved that monologue because as someone who is converting of her own free will, people ask me why constantly. It’s like she gave me an entire clip that I can just be like: here, asshole- watch it. It made me feel like I could explain myself without sounding stupid, you know?

This is so sad that I know this, but YOU GUYS, Henry Cavill was Stephanie Meyer’s original choice for Edward (but he was too old)!

Watching this Chobani commercial makes me want to eat some Chobani.

I have these thoughts often. I am so glad that I’m not alone. Let’s eat frozen pizza together, and be best friends.

Bless your mom. :)

I am so excited for this!