This reminds me of how my Grandmother snuck out of her house when she was 15 to go to a Elvis concert. He kissed her hand when he was on stage -worth it!

I think I've told this story before, but it reminded me of when I was in high school and one of my friends was a lifeguard. She brought me along to the pool that she worked at, and we hung out and talked to her fellow lifeguards. They hatched a plan to get the pool closed early for the day by putting a candy bar in…

Totally off topic, but GOD DAMN. Marlon Brando! That gif!

BEST ENDING EVER.

OMG. Girl. He definitely did not deserve to tap that- especially twice!!

I still have it, and I don't care who knows. It's a great soundtrack.

They were the cutest couple! I will never forgive you, ABC!

So weird. I went to a Lincoln County school. I was not expecting it to be somewhere I actually knew, let alone grew up close to.

I knew a friend who conspired with her fellow lifeguards to put a candy bar in the pool so they could close it for the rest of the day.

It is a really unfortunate monologue. I think that they were originally going to intercut it with clips of the woman he's talking about in the monologue, but she passed away. So they felt it was in poor taste to feature her that way, and went with this. It's really odd, but the movie does have some great performances,…

Oh, I think it's super interesting. I just wasn't expecting that when I started reading and Franca's a fucking badass!

I enjoy reminding me Dad about how I was stung by a wasp. He asked me to go and water the garden, and of course, that little bastard stung me. I will continue to refuse to water your fucking garden, DAD!

It's soooo good. She's so great. She was also in Dexter.

I've been trying to hunt this down. I can't seem to find it anywhere. :( I did find this gem by the same author: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/173…

Well, goddamn. I am super jealous. :P

I just finished The Boss! It was super great. The only thing I felt weird about was the fact that Sophie comes so easily. I was just like, what? Does everyone do that or is it just me who actually has to work at it?

Lindy,

I relate way too much to Crazy Annie in this situation. I don't want to put on pants either.

I've been waiting to use this: