"An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him."

He looks so stern! How about a happy naked selfie, Franco? We don't want your penis angst.

The NBA Player No One SHOULD EVER Pass To

I understand this sentiment, but (as I said on Twitter, sorry to anybody encountering it in both places): I don't see why fixing the racism of the team owner should be the responsibility of the players over whom he has authority. To me, that seems like an unfair burden. Owners and league management have a much…

Reminder: most states have safe haven laws. If, for whatever reason, you are panicked about needing to care for a baby or feel the need to hide that you had a baby, please drop the child off at a hospital, police station, or fire station. It will be cared for.

Somehow this will be immigants. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was the immigants.

Clientele for the Mellon's "lifestyle-infused clothing line" will need the following:

Calm down? No. Her campaign didn't stop me from vaccinating my kids, but it stopped enough people that my sister's newborn is less safe since she can't get her Pertussis vaccination till she's 6 months old. And all the money and research that went into debunking her claims that could have gone toward ACTUAL…

You admire a rustic colonial aesthetic that have been imposed on the several nations, tribes, and countries collectively known as Africa.

Not only is this complete and utter bullshit, but reading through things she's said in the past also made me unbelievably sad for her son. She describes how autism "steals children's souls and their life" and how when her son got this vaccine "she saw the life leave his eyes" and keeps going on about him like he's…

Yeah, there are 44 more states where this kind of thing occurs all the time. You are severely deluded if you think it is limited to the Bible Belt.

If you ask a parent of an autistic child if they want the measles or the autism, we will stand in line for the f___ing measles.

I wonder how much critical thinking the parents in Swansea practised last year when a measles outbreak affected 1,200 people, hospitalised 88 and killed someone?

Translation: hanging out with the anti-vaxxers is starting to cost me money.

It's really disappointing that your shallow analysis of patriarchy leads you to foolishly believe religion itself is the source of women's oppression. Fuck off.

[From left to right: Nelly, someone, someone, Justin Bartha, Larry David in his natural habitiat, and a young Alfred E. Neuman at Sunday's Knicks game. Photo by James Devaney/FilmMagic]

Mine had to stop a corrupt politician from altering the future for his own gain. Don't even get me started on the slip up they had though, some guy went back in time to Area 51 and actually slept with his (then young) grandmother...