what a shithole

That seems really unnecessary but yay more drugs

whom asked for this?

Hanky Panky

Red team blue team rah rah rah

It’s gone kiss it goodbye. Would you even want it back? I barely wanted my car back after it was stolen and it’s a lot easier to clean used needles out of a Civic than a block of cheese

Fucked up yet par for the course

Did you see season 2 of Fortitude? Dennis Quaid’s face is busted

Dumping on other people’s successes is more off-putting 

They’re successful because they work hard and are really really lucky. They should own that.

My marriage advice is to review the conventional marriage advice given on this site and not do that.

Did you think older or younger? She seems 38 to me.

congrats mamas

I think it’s just a romantic date.  When I was living in a posh shopping area of Beijing a couple of years ago it was common to see Chinese men carry around the women’s purses while they were walking around together shopping

so why did you marry her if you’re so great and she’s so helpless

I like being responsible for running the house because I am much better at it than my husband and I find it rewarding. My husband is much better at making money than I am. It works out.

we have yet to reach our daily outrage quota

No there is no reason to suffer through a brick-and-mortar mall in 2017

God forbid they spend one minute participating in an activity that doesn’t specifically revolve around feeding them sexually, emotionally, or spiritually!!!

they can go first