Can you please be more specific? what are your favorite recipes?

I’m salivating

I am a fellow pumpkin head and I am petitioning match.com to start putting head circumference into their algorithm. I lucked out with a tiny headed husband so fingers crossed!!!!

No thanks I want more filters for “wacky” socially inept free spirits pushing 40.

How about they quarter-ass it and account for inflation

holy shit, so accurate.

I can see I have once again vastly overestimated the average Jezebel commenter

lol I mean it’s kind of funny but it’s also kind of sad. So many headaches and heartaches over some made-in-China shit

Not everything on Jezebel has to be an angst-ridden fever dream.

Sometimes I look at photos him (also John D. Rockefeller and the queen) and I think maybe that David Icke Reptilian conspiracy theory isn’t so cuckoo after all

I can’t believe you don’t have more stars for nonsensically insulting Trump

They’re Aggies. It makes sense now.

There is nothing assholish about ignoring unwanted contact! You don’t owe her a damn thing.

I mean you do you, it literally has no effect on me but this whole ultra-extended adolescence you don’t know who you are until your 30s thing is getting ridiculous IMO

Still not true.

Most people who marry in their late twenties are divorced by mid forty.

Nothing wrong with that. You sound mad because you’re neither interesting nor successful enough to be fuckable

Yeah I know some guys who in their 30s (I used the wrong “there” in my comment upthread lol) and yeah they are great but they’re also hardcore maximizers

If you’re college educated and over the age of 25 then the rates are considerably lower. Unfortunately sounds like author is not over 25

Nah I maintain there is a point of diminishing returns re: dating after 30. By the late 20s the prefrontal cortex has firmed up and they’ve graduated from business school or whatever and make decent money and they’re pretty sick of the singles scene and ready to settle down