you should have pulled out of that pull out quote

Celebrating fat sickly unemployed shut-ins for the contribution to public health while sneering at those who go dare outside for some vitamin D and exercise is Jezebel acting like, well, Jezebel

AMEN.  Can’t wait til Jizzabel ceases to exist. 

When I was 19 I was an au pair in Spain. It was awful.

“baby fawns” is redundant, “fawns” is sufficient to denote relative age.

How do I delete my account

Perish the thought

Year of Wonders by Geraldine Brooks and I bought See What I Have Done the Lizzie Borden story today so I am excite

Buy him a tongue scraper and reward him with kisses!

Going on vacation in Austin tomorrow our resort has a hatchet throwing class I am stoked

Marriage is great. Its a non negotiable for me so I dumped men who weren’t on the same page

I appreciate you

Are there that few date-able men in DC?

Who is the really good cross stitcher here? I think they should commission a similar sign in cross stitch medium. Maybe you could get in contact and hash out the deetz

Thank you for reminding me about See What I Have Done! Reserving it now.

Wow he sounds so unhinged! What a nutjob! How dare he! I’m so outraged!

It’s so much easier to just be friends with people who are in the same life stage you are

Drat, I’m not ovulating until the following week

I just turned in my grades teaching summer school and it’s so jarring to realize it’s almost back to school time! Wah.

BAPHOMET