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Brian later told me that it took dating a few other people to realize how badly he got treated by them, and how I was the one he always went to.

maybe she graduated with only 20 kids?

How big was your high school graduating class?

What are the stages of married friends? I really like our couple friends and they’re a blast to hang out with but I really doubt we’ll be friends in 5 years. Does that change after have you kids? Are you friends with your kid’s friend’s parents?

how is match.com in OKC?

I think sleeveless is too informal for my joke job in education. The dudes will turn up the AC in retaliation

when I was scouting them out I saw a lot of the flavors weren’t gluten free

I tried it for the first time recently and it’s okay? but not great. I felt rather bloated after eating 1/3 of it so it is pretty filling because I was pretty damn determined to eat the whole pine

anything for Selenas

I thought Sharon Stone was in Mensa but I was wrong so maybe she is of rather unremarkable intelligence

last semester I almost got shot by some dum-dum student in the next classroom who had a gun bumping around at the bottom of his backpack when it went off 

When I was a teacher in Texas a couple of years ago the (7th grade) kiddos were all about Charlie Charlie which involved communing with the supernatural entity via two pencils. Yeah, it’s dumb, but kids get really invested in really stupid shit.

the fuck they care about boring? fucking irons and dogs and shit

Of course not. Remember this harrowing statistic from a couple of years ago that showed “46 percent of people 18 to 24 would choose access to the Internet over access to their own car” ?

These teen things are interesting. My parents had a very acrimonious divorce when I was 15. They were really dysfunctional and rather abusive. I barely remember anything from teenager-dom- I seriously have very few memories from my teen years and early 20s. Eventually I grew up, moved away, and estranged myself so

I didn’t feel anything until just about 30. beware!

sooo cute he loves his daddy

home ec!! does home ec even exist in public schools any more? I’m in my 30s and fondly remember making pajama pants and funnel cakes in 7th grade home ec