Guess no woman should ever fall for a guy like Rob Kardashian then

I’m not going to hate that sounds like an excellent plan to me.

Why would anyone sign that? What a dum-dum.  

Fucked up. I’m a 30something married women and I feel like employers look at me like I’m a ticking time bomb. Good thing I am unambitious and very happy in my stoner job

My husband is still cry-crying about the severed ween scene in Fortitude 

I don’t take health advice from this site

I get so much second hand embarssment from Twitter twits. A tea drinking meme? How witty.

I saw Alan Jackson at the Rodeo last year and the man was a goddamn well-oiled machine churning out the crowd-pleasing hits. He’s a complete professional.

what on Earth makes you say that? they seem genuinely happy to me.

how fucking dare they spend their money and vacation time in the way they choose

They’re so fucking transparent and boring. How anyone finds their relationship aspirational is beyond me.

get out before the morons get you

lol okay

That Smash Mouth frontman is my favorite sleazeball. I like that video of him going apeshit at the bread thrower whilst his band just keeps plugging along with the riff from “All Star”

What about Fire Sticks?

What about Fire Sticks?

Eh this doesn’t sound like an easy relationship and I wouldn’t sign up for something like this but if it works for you then knock yourself out

wow this was all brand new information to me!!! I had a roller coaster of emotions

Of course I am open to tweaking the scale but I donut put “thirsty” in the same realm as “piece of shit”-age 

yes!

Stripper + lots of people are really stupid and emotional about this whole marrying-for-money thing. A “gold-digger” is the worst thing a woman can be called which is utterly moronic. Why the fuck wouldn’t you consider earning potential or trust fund size when marrying someone? (I know Rob & Chyna didn’t actually get…