I mean I’d buy that if she had taken him to the cleaners instead of procreating with him

Seriously. There is a very clear winner here. Chyna is maybe like a 2 on the piece-of-shit scale. Rob is more like a 8.5

SatC too. Carrie just looks extra pathetic smoking

are smokers the next faux-oppressed class on Jezebel?

I can’t believe Rob Kardashian is such a useless spineless piece of shit

Trashy

Why on Earth would anyone (let alone a 26 year old billionaire conventionally attractive heiress) be interested in some married guy with 2 kids (let alone a felon with neck tattoos)? GET YOUR HEAD RIGHT GIRL

you’ve never been to one? I’m part intrigued and part jealous.

Interesting. My piece of shit brother in law recently flipped out on me and I thought it was meth (he says he was drunk but he is a liar) but now I’m thinking it must have been PCP

why would anyone know who that douchebag is

don’t get a dog. problem solved

So true in my experience. I’m the oldest and the vast majority of my romantic relationships (including my husband) has been with the oldest of 2 boys.

visiting! 3 nights. It was enough

I’m only 2% kidding. It’s made my life a billion times easier.

That is super fucked up

Whole 30 and lift heavy

Oh FUCK no. I hate pets and I hate asshole pet owners more. Your friend was an inconsiderate asshole. Get it out of your house and get the floors cleaned

Marry a breadwinner

Denver is the best. Everyone is in awesome shape.

I am very mentally healthy largely because I exercise a lot. Yoga and weightlifting