Make smoothies and add lots of almond butter

I am leaving Las Vegas

Bye

What a clusterfuck. I am delighted!

Agreed

I thought Handmaid would be obvious choice

the film has been banned in Qatar, joining Lebanon and Tunisia in their boycott against Gal Gadot, who served in the IDF and has been vocally supportive of the army, leading some to accuse her of being a hard-right “zionist.”

Yes. Also it’s not only okay but encouraged to mock the appearance of women if they don’t play by the rules, especially if they’re Ivanka Trump

This is one of the best abuses of power I’ve ever seen

Yep pretty much what I expected

YES John and Jane are my favorite names

“They don’t have to say they’re divorced because technically they’re not divorced.”

sliding not deciding

You must be out of your goddamned mind if you think I’m answering that right now.

other niggas playing football with your son.

Ronaldo also has a 7-year-old son, Cristiano Jr., whose mother’s identity is not publicly known.

I think unfortunately the Texas market is tapped out I mean who knew there were so many fixer-uppers in Waco

yes notes please! you’re livin’ the dream

TSA: doing God’s work

I’m similar. I’m in education, my job is going nowhere and I’m okay with it. I married a man who is much more ambitious and much better at making money than I am.