You think alpha males who voted for Trump (idk those other words) can’t get laid? OK.

My problem is in-laws! I’ve been married just over a year and I just find them so grating. They treat me like child when a) I’m not a child b) I’m not their child. They’re like prototypical baby boomers and I guess they mean well but they really grind my gears

I’m no McMansion fan but I feel 0% bad for her

Dude yes Willie now you’re speaking my language. Why don’t they do FPSF in February when we can actually spend time outside?

I love these dumbass movies but yeah I wanna see them surprise me with the flag waver in the next movie. Maybe a sexy scantily dude robot flag waver?

seems like something you used to be able to buy in SkyMall (RIP)

Where are Freelee and DurianRider and the vegan vloggers #vasectomylife #handbagbasics

I was blissfuly unaware of this alleged hype until this article

It’s like a switch flipped for me. I am in my 30s and the very first time I felt old was when I was on the cusp of 30 at FPSF in Houston a couple of years ago. We sprang for the fancy pants tickets with air conditioned tents and I still almost died of heatstroke (because music festival in June in Houston)

*rends garments*

aww this is cute I want to do this :3 I do live fairly close to the swamps of Texas 

I mean I’d visit SA because I have masochistic wanderlust leftover from my 20s but yeah you’re pretty close

Hassan Jameel! thank you.

rofl have you heard that song he’s doing with the Chainsmokers? It sounds exactly what you would imagine a Chris Martin + Chainsmokers collaboration would sound like

Yes obviously I read Isco’s wiki page I mean I just alluded to his reported height. I mean who is the mystery man??? 

who is he

maybe I am a little conspiracy theory paranoid (don’t mean they’re not after me!) but I wouldn’t get into it with a Rothschild

I’ve never fought over a guy and I am no Rihanna nor Naomi Campbell

What would be a better representation for black performers? 12.2% reflecting the black population of the US? or 25.5% reflecting the black population of NYC?

I was skeptical but this was good, thank you