This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

How awesome would a racing series be featuring a hot Yaris, Fit Type-R, Abarth 500, and Fiesta ST.

EVERYONE knows that these things can be made at home. Very few have the patience to do so.

14 hours from NYC

Also emphases how just as important it is what you DON’T DO WRONG as much as what you do right, despite the media and the voters’ short attention span and high expectations. There’s never a news article that says “President avoids disastrous misstep again today due to ignorance of cultural or historical context,” but…

Craigslist be like,

Do you even MsPaint, bro?

But what does that do? What are they going to do follow you to a new location and tell you to pay up?

Illegally is how. Also, Texas does not give a shit about registering vehicles; it’s the Feds you have to watch out for. Here’s to hoping a Homeland Security agent doesn’t read Jalopnik.

This. This right here. I’ve ranted on herd about this before. It’s un-fucking real who’s driving this day and age. Like you said, it’s unsettling to see and know that people are that fucking dumb. I pull people over ALL night for not having their headlights on. I’m a magnet when it comes to this. Cars without…

It won’t be worse because it’ll be $35K cheaper.

Are we there yet?

Love these articles.

Came here with high hopes for this car, then scrolled down to find it’s an automatic.

I like how the person behind this camera didn’t film any other cars. He just knew that the good footage today was going to be the Mustang.

The kind that doesn’t care what his co-workers thing about his ride?

I found my mom’s diaphragm. I used to play with it. It wasn’t until years later I discovered what it really.

This is a perfectly reasonable reaction in this situation. Were it me, I’d have gone the extra step of torching the car.

I dunno. Some guys are into quality acting, ya know...