Yeah, I’ve heard the new Samsung phones are the bomb.

Are those Dr Scholls?

This is gonna be a great pilot episode for my new show “Law and Order: Special Vehicles Unit.”

Future headline: Chinese airlines file for bankruptcy after revealing “Peter Thiel is totally gay”…

I put a bowl of human blood in a pit in the middle of my sheep pastures. I’ve caught 6 Mustangs already this month. I have an endless supply of parts, and all the asshole revving emanating from the pit keeps predators at bay.

Clearly ready for anything with that gladiator gear.

Bad grammar, portrait-style filming and a diabetic boy waddling around a gas station in flip-flops. This is Trump’s America.

This is my favorite Sound of Music gif.

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28,000 kilometers is like 5 miles.

The car was just angry. A dozen laps and no crowd to plow into, something bad is going to happen.

Whatever happened to Bernie’s MIL? Did he succeed in getting rid of her?

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

This is our life now. A million celebrities absolutely no one has heard of, getting sponsorships and making bank and being famous but only to to a subset of people on the internet. I’m very scared.

If it’s an aluminum pan and your mechanic is using the impact wrench to put it back in it will! Had to replace my oil pan twice before decided to just start doing oil changes myself...and “mysteriously” have not had a problem since!

I think it’s also important to consider the effects of male models engaging in gas fights. That must account for a few closures a year, at least.

shit went south in the first 5 minutes of this being posted. You would’t have had the time to even cook the popcorn and sit down.

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