Yeah, in those circumstances they must *want* the worst burrito in town.

Sweet potato and pumpkin pies taste pretty much the same—I can never tell a difference. So if you’ve had pumpkin, you’ve essentially experienced sweet potato pie too.

His left side was 0.2psi less than the right.

Bacon grease? Oh my!

You can spend your money to watch this fight live. Or you can wait an extra two minutes and watch it on YouTube.

A Cayenne, a car that weighs nine million pounds, looks like it comes with a salvage title from the factory, a center of gravity three floors above the driver, and named after a pepper? That one?

Damn, this guy must be on a whole assortment of government watch lists.

I want to start a gofundme to sponsor a hacker to interrupt the Superbowl feed and rebroadcast it with sidebars.

I will post this until VVS is wiped out.

Hopefully officer Smallpenis never works near kids again.

THIS MOVIE MAKES ME ANGRY ENOUGH TO KICK A PLANT.

Promo Code: FUCKED

Clearly, Luda did not Get Out The Way.

Look up NC-215 between highway 64 and US-276 in the Blue Ridge Mountains (near Brevard, NC). Perfectly paved, not very well-traveled, magnificent view of the area at the top and I’ve never seen a cop in the many times I’ve driven it. Definitely one of my favorite roads in the country.

Florida has no state income tax, and poor school funding is a major result. So kids there have to learn about physics from Power Rangers. It’s the law.

Yes, yes. When Acura reads my column they will say: “Oh crap! I didn’t think of that!” and then they will spend late nights engineering the entire future product line around my opinions. Perhaps we will even get a rear-wheel drive coupe named the Acura DMRO.

Ok, sure, it was a really special day actually.

Cayman GT4