Nissan Altima. My husband and I went to Denver with our newborn daughter for his best friends wedding. He was a groomsman so he’s off doing that while I’m with the baby. I get a call like 2 hours before the wedding, groom left his boots at his parents house 40 minutes away then wedding venue is just shy of an hour…

Psh, I’ve been pulled over thrice in one day. Escaped with one ticket (110 in a 75 in I shit you not, a 2000 Cavalier) thanks to being a cute 19 year old girl in a low cut shirt at the time.

I work in a PDR shop, happy to start counting Camrys for you!

M vette is not an LS, haha

As a goth, I sincerely wish I'd been on this flight. I'm 100% certain I would have been squealing with delight the entire time

Lukewarm take at best, I think everyone can agree on the tackiness of Foose designs

Corvette owner forums are literally like boomer 4Chan. I made one attempt at asking a question on one and immediately ran back into the loving arms of my Fiat community.

While the cheeriness is pleasant, the reality is Michael being wheeled into the living room and perhaps showing some kind of positive change in demeanor when a race is on doesn’t exactly say a whole lot of anything good.

Hey, my 2013 Fiat works just fine, thank you! Ignore the CEL, it's just my downpipe, I promise

This went around the Fiat world like wildfire last week. Apparently they got a huge response and set up the yard sale due to how many people showed interest. If there had been more lead time I would have hopped right on a plane cause some of those Xes could definitely be worthy of joining my herd, but less than a…

The X1/9 in my garage confirms this

Nah, that's when you get a swift heel to a fender (bonus points if you catch a body crease) then have that bitch towed. How'd that dent get there? No idea, next door neighbor kid?

I just kinda figure it’s like throwing the poo bag away after walking the dog. Except Jason gently massaged it before disposal

Apocryphal perhaps, but the French can be brilliantly sneaky at war, so I’d say it could well be true.

Bonus: You can always tell a girl car because of hand lotion buildup

I can see this as being great for birthday and anniversary presents as long as you can fit the date in 5 digits. RIP anyone born or married in october-december.

I’ve just found myself rocking in my office chair with silent laughter for several minutes, desperately trying to hide the fact that I’m reading about Torch shitting into a bag taped to his ass on the clock.

Common man GPS is accurate to a few feet, which should do just fine for speed bumps in that it gives a few feet of buffer for the car to lift around a marked point. Commercial GPS gets much closer, but you don’t really need to mark a foot-wide speedbump with centimeter accuracy. As a GIS nerd, as long as this system…

Right you are, sir

Can you just imagine all the meetings at Chevy when the Supra became official? The maniacal laughter must have been deafening when they realized they were gonna punch that in the face right out of the gate. Also, RIP modern NSX