Boomer Tears are one of my favorite beverages, so let them be as paranoid as they want!

Omfg right?! Like holy shit that is brilliant!!

I think it might be the camera lense, but it looks kinda stubby. Sorta has a Lotusishness about it somehow too. Just y'know, in fat piggy form

Hold up. Dude had a Fiat/Alfa lot, an Alfa only lot, and a Hyundai lot. Did he think that the Hyundai store would just magically float the other 2? Like I’m about as hardcore into Fiat and Alfa as a girl can get, but I’m not blind to reality. That is a SPECTACULARLY bad idea. The only way he could have gone worse is…

I'm no expert, not having one myself, but I could have sworn a cock is propelled by a push, not a pull. So isn't it rear engined?

Isn’t that basically just Burning Man?

Staff up for sure, probably get a few incels who might want some sort of action but stopping just short of sex so they can remain incels

82 CE, fully functioning. It was love at first sight

You act like affording a Corvette is difficult. I bought mine at 24 for 9.5k. Corvettes are not exotic or special.

Pikes Peak is one of those super far off dreams for me. First of all long off because my husband only allows me 1 hill per year at this point lest he have a fear aneurism. Second of all because more hills means more traveling and I have a toddler. So maybe as she gets older. Maybe in 15 years or so.

I recently rented a Slingshot off Turo and I'd say it's a good car...trike...thing...to learn on. The clutch was super easy. In fact, just driving it like I would my Abarth, I found myself accidentally lighting up the back tire a couple times. Only downside was it was in New Orleans so splitting the 3rd world level…

Honestly, being vaguely in the market for a truck (eew, that feels gross to say) Ram is at the top of my domestic list. 

Crashes are just part of hillclimb, no matter how many wheels you’re on whether you’re at weekend warrior level or Pikes Peak caliber. Hillclimb is the most intense and incredible feeling I’ve ever experienced, but it’s also extremely dangerous. So much so that my husband only allows me to do one a year, lest he have…

In my experience I'd take a bullet over someone taking my Fiats away.

AAsa strong believer in Everything Should Be Straight Piped, I could never have a modern Z. My first trip to the track I killed some time watching Spec Z and Jesus fuck me Christ, most unbelievable ear bleed I've ever experienced...and I saw Brokencyde live a decade ago. (Youtube that to know how serious of a…

I’m just thinking about how fun it would be to have a nice hot radiator land in your lap in an old timey crash. As for it acting like a firewall, it would heat the cabin beautifully. My C3 Vette has the worlds shitiest firewall, which has its benefits in the winter at least.

Nope, 100% will never not judge a dude on his car. Random shitbox, hard pass. Exotic, eh give you a chance but probably unimpressive. Also drives an Abarth or Mk1 MR2, take me daddy I’m yours! In reality though, I’m quite happily married but I still judge my husband on his cars. Back when he had his Focus ST, not…

As a woman, I can confirm this

Never underestimate a built Fiat. When you get into fiats, you have to be a certain level of crazy or you will wash out. Those of us who have that certain level of crazy can not be stopped by what normal people would consider barriers. We just make things happen and smile at the shocked faces. My lovely Orpheus the…

I tried camping for the Gambler 500 last year. Absolutely INSANE amounts of nope. Freezing cold, loud, uncomfortable, etc. If there is a race and I am in any way involved, there had better fucking be a hotel. Doesn't have to be nice, I survived a truckstop motel a month later to run at a hillclimb, but it had better…