Anything competitive, from F1 to competitive pickle eating is always going to have a last place finisher. That’s the nature of a competition. The trick is to reward the winners while also encouraging the losers to improve year after year. Nobody likes losing and nobody wants to give money to a loser, but the only way…

I’ve beached twice in 3 days and have been researching tow hooks this afternoon, looks legit to me.

Nah, my tits aren’t as saggy and my hair is better

HOV lanes will be designated advanced driver lanes effective immediately.

Well, I appreciate that you think I’m cool, haha! But really, Jalopnik and car culture in general are both guy-centric so I’m pretty used to it. My friends are mostly male, I choose to race with the boys instead of in ladies classes, and my interests tend to involve more trips to Napa than the mall. I’m still pretty…

Most of my wardrobe comes from thrift stores, hard to argue against $7 designer jeans. I also make a lot of my own clothes. I know plenty of 20-somethings spend lots on going out, but cooking at home is a good way to save money as well plus you can always invite friends over.

My first act as president will be to establish 3 speed limits, one for semis, the elderly and morons, one for normal people, and one for those who can prove their abilities through an advanced driving test. I’ve been dreaming about this for YEARS!

Sometimes it can be hard to keep track of that story, haha. It’s become a well loved joke among my circle of friends, so I wasn’t sure if you were one of my boys making a sneaky reference

Yup, that was me

I try to limit the kid pics overall and spread them out amongst car pics, geography stuff, and the oddities I frequently stumble across. It was recently brought to my attention that quite a few people read my posts purely because they’re usually interesting, which lead to no small amount of giggling and turning very…

Do I know you or have I merely forgotten telling that story here before? Either way, I still giggle about that.

As the female who produced the child, I would be murdered if I left facebook due to relatives wanting baby pics.

Thank you kindly

That’s funny cause I recently said on the off chance I die, I want my car raced into Valhalla.

If I feel like letting the world observe me, I have a middle-aged T-topped Vette too. I bought that car more because it’s a beautiful rolling work of art I fell head over heels for though.

I’m a girl, I think $kay remembers this from my previous COTD win/anti-new car screed last spring.

Well if you like light, airy, and open, might I suggest a Volvo S90. I recently had one as a loaner and it was exactly that. I agree about living within means and don’t go to Starbucks or have a Keurig, but I do tend to prefer my coffee to be slightly fancy. That $6 bag of coffee will last me 2 weeks or so though and…

Thanks $kay! Though I admit I feel vaguely guilty for short-changing the men folk around here on their daily softcore, especially as I’m bi and have no problem with your usual girls, haha. So in order to keep everyone happy, here’s a pretty girl with my chosen FCA product.

God I hope not. All the people I know who actually do live in their moms basements are Gen Y.

I’ve seen that going around.