I’m a little white girl, no cop would dare shoot me, haha.

I live in the middle of somewhere, namely Idaho, but I’m a transplant from the middle of Denver. Also I’m a girl, but I know all Jalops are assumed male so nbd.

Any time a company tries to “pander to millennials” I’m suddenly left wondering where these millennials are that they’re pandering to. I’m 28, solid millennial territory, but I’m married, live in my own house, own not one but TWO whole cars, and even have offspring! The strange part is every other millennial I know is…

Y’know, some of us do race our street cars. That being said, I don’t have a ridiculous tow hook though I have considered it on the off chance I go careening into a tree. And by off chance I mean “around 10%” judging by most of my friends.

There would not be enough fuck yous in the world for me to give to a company that wanted me to let my kid be raised exclusively by grandma. Nopety nope nope. Seriously, fuck LeEco if that’s what they want from human beings.

The guy who is worried about “pussification” just doesn’t want to have to challenge his thoughts and ideas. You don’t understand how someone can be trans? FUCKING GOOGLE IT!! Wikipedia can quickly tell you what it is and frankly, it’s not complicated. Person of gender A feels mentally that they were born the wrong way…

I ran a hill climb last year and the sound is half the fun. I’d already seen plenty of the cars at my local autocross, but you get them storming up a mountain and the sound is just so much better. I honestly wished I could stand along the course as my own car went up just so I could hear it echoing off the rocks.

I don’t even *have* a penis and the 4C gets it hard.

My car is named sex dwarf and another friend of mine has a car named Jesebelle cause anything can get under her bonnett. Any time those two share shop space I always worry.

I’m in STX. Locally the biggest competition is in Open, but the Street Touring classes have a lot of really good drivers so I’m anticipating 3rd or 4th at best.

I already have 6 (though you’d never know it if you saw me on the street) so a little scorpion isn’t too much of an addition, haha

I love his stuff, particularly his earlier more Japanese influenced work.

If you ever find yourself for some tragic reason in Idaho, hmu and I’ll let you play with my toys!

Mine was from Theia, $300 instead of $700 because thankfully I was the sample size. Here’s the car.

Oh guess what, sometimes there’s girls on Jalopnik, I suggest you A.) deal with it, or B.) Eff off.

That’s pretty much my 500 Abarth. It looks adorable, then it snarls, pops, and goes for your neck.

I did mine with a combination of stolen Patrick Nagel art, Kinkos, and spray glue. Worked fine and got several compliments.

We had our pristine white 65 Corvette prominently parked at my wedding, it definitely upstaged me even in my designer dress. I can’t imagine being the bride trying to hold a candle against a bunch of gorgeous Porsches.

For a regular 500, common problems are side skirts coming off and easily broken door handles. The engines are generally pretty good, but my husband has found a few that were knocking by 50k miles, so regular maintenance seems to be key. If possible try to get a service history.

My husband goes to auction twice a week, but he almost never even looks at the red light cars. There’s all kinds of used dealers therefore there’s different lanes to look at at the auctions. Somebody who has a lot that really does look like a junk yard on an outer planet will cruise the red light lanes while pre-owned…