“The idea of waiting for something makes it more exciting” -Andy Warhol

I’ve actually had “jerking eye movements” under non-antifreeze-swilling circumstances and I would mostly describe it as weird. But at the time the entirety of my body was experiencing extreme shivvering, so it was just kinda part of a package deal. Still weird though to try to hold your eyeballs still and you just…

So explain to me how that’s the girls fault.

Good thing I’m already married! And the reason I have a ton of guy friends is because my hobby is male dominated.

And then there are women who wear appropriate clothes for running around chasing cones all day. What do you wear when you run? Your gym clothes.

Trust me, I am aware, haha. But the thing is, they know they can’t have me, they’ve all met my husband, and they know I’m going home to him. If they want to seek a peek at my ass in workout pants at races, that’s up to them, but so long as they don’t go to far (there was one notable instance of going too far, the poor…

Same boat here, bi but married straight. Actually works out well for me, my husband can point out a cute girl and I can give my opinion, haha

From the beginning of our relationship, I let my husband know that most of my friends are guys and I won’t tolerate him having issues with that. We race together from time to time (I’m much more active than him) so he’s met all my racing boys and when I ask (always a request, never a statement) “can I go grab a beer…

Right, you try being a car girl and not ending up with a ton of guy friends and like 3 girls. I can assure you at least a few of the dudes will be dirty bastards who crack jokes about your ass. It’s like the internet come to life. You can get annoyed with “tits or gtfo” or you can say something snarky back and move…

I said nothing about them wanting to bone me. I’m well aware that some of my guy friends would be down, it’s more the fact that I’m not down to bone them. There’s a term for a guy who screws a girl who didn’t want him to screw her, it’s “rapist.” To my knowledge, none of my boys are that.

Um, I’m a married 28 year old and while the point of ladder theory may be as you say, I have found that it’s not always accurate. I would argue that most girls have guy friends or coworkers that they have not fucked and have no intention to fuck.

I’m still friends with guys I knew in high school.

The racism is insane, but there’s another thing here. YES, GIRLS CAN HANG OUT WITH GUYS WITHOUT FUCKING THEM! Shocking, right?! The vast majority of my friends are dudes, none of them have slept with me. At the same time, stop assuming girls are sleeping with whatever guys they’re friends with! If you’ve ever heard of…

Brb, stealing that for husband’s Focus next halloween!

So far as I can tell, most F1 drivers came in through high level karting. My father in law is friends with a family who has a teenage son doing just that and the money for it is insane. The world travel alone costs a fortune. The kid is like 14-16 and getting points for his NASCAR license.

Yep, cause I’m totally sure your wife birthed him with that wrench, haha

I actually have 2 of my dream cars, but for brevitys sake, I’ll only give one story. I first saw my dream car on the first episode of Top Gear I ever watched. I was freshly engaged and due to marry into a completely car-mad family, so I decided to sit my ass down and learn me some cars. What better place to start than…

Yeah well my Corvette is 180!

True of major cities with transportation, not true of everywhere else. Where I live now, you MUST have a car because the bus service is a joke. Even when I lived in a much larger city, most 20-somethings had cars, but also took public transportation or bikes a lot. A car is a luxury in New York, Boston, etc., but the…

Frankly, having had somewhat of a party past myself, that just makes me proud to be a Fiat owner.