If you want to hear that satisfying metal door sound, just listen to Autobahn by Kraftwerk, it starts with that, but then follows it with the start of an old Bug. Basically they made Torchinski audio porn all those many years ago

If you wanted the real ‘Murica experience, rental Mustangs are very common, and occasionally you can rent a Corvette as well

Ehhhh, I don’t necessarily think so. My Abarth is STX and it started out as GS, though I think they’re moving to HS next year. I don’t think you could run a street class, owing to not being street legal here, but I bet a case could be made for something other than the please-god-not-that classes. And in any case my…

Stef, come up here to Idaho next spring and you can have a go in my Abarth. It is receiving many goodies this winter including a roll bar and should be well over 200hp by the time all is said and done. It’s usually the littlest peanut of all at autocross or hill climbs, not counting the mod cars, and it’s ridiculously…

Sometimes you can get properly small rentals in America. Last time I went to Hawaii I saw rental 500s all over.

I had to drive a rental “economy” Nissan Altima last month. I basically spent 3 days bitching to my best friend via text about what an abysmal pile of shit it was. It was also massive to me, considering I’m used to a itty-bitty 500.

Take one hatchback, trop be back seats, boom, wagon. Seriously, it’s not hard. We wagon-ize my husband’s Focus all the time and even my little 500 is remarkably cavernous when you drop the seats.

My baby just passed her 34th build day. I typically try to avoid showing because it’s usually awkward, but family obligations compel me now and then.

Few things annoy me more than being the youngest owner at a show. Typically, if I show my Corvette, I’m virtually guaranteed to be the youngest there.

Never heard this song before and never heard of this girl. I got through the first line and turned it off. Review a car all you want in a song, if it’s pop country bullshit, I’ll nope out. The most modern song I know of with solid automotive references is off a VNV Nation album from a few years ago. Now if you’ll…

Looks vintage, might wanna keep her panties on unless you have a machete handy

Judging by not so subtle subtext, Hammond likes gin.

One of the best things about Hydraulic Press Channel is the giggles of pure glee. No matter how many things they crush, you can always hear them laughing. It seems it never gets old for them, just like the rest of us.

Oh young one, you have only just begun! At the lot where I used to work, we have a customer who has bought well over 100 cars from us, as in he crossed the 100 line probably a good 8 or 10 years ago. He’s an awesome dude, hangs around the lot all the time, sometimes brings us goodies, etc. He goes through probably…

I have an 82, so I know that space constraint well! We drove carefully, of course, but my husband *may* have stopped for a small celebratory burnout on an empty bit of road.

White, soft top, the thing is the perfect wedding car...intil you go to get in it in a wedding dress. And my dress didn’t even have a train.

Oh shit, what’s Bernie gone and done now?

I’m originally from Denver, I feel your pain.

Luckily my wedding car was a 65 Corvette. It’s bad enough trying to get a whole wedding dress into an old car, let alone crank starting one!

Cause sooo many chases happen at residential area speeds...