TS was examining pretty hair, something unfamiliar to her.

I’m at the NBC studio store in New York. It’s maybe 1999? My favorite cousin was a HUGE Friends fan. I barely know Friends myself (I didn’t even own a TV at the time, because of being poor). So I went there to buy her some merch. I chose this giant Friends Central Perk latte mug. Seemed like a fun gift!

I’m leaving the…

I work in film and tv, so I have surreal encounters with celebrities almost every day, but nothing tops my first brush with celebrity greatness. Fair warning: I am an old, so those of you born after 1985, or who have never watched Turner Classic Movies or 60s sitcoms may have to do some Google searching. It’s 1984 and…

For the record, I had to work very hard in my couch-to-5K program to get down to a 12-minute mile.

This is old hat now, but when it happened in the early aughts, it was novel enough to win me a “weirdest celebrity chef encounter” contest on the then-recently-launched Eater.

This isn’t really a Hollywood one, but interesting enough. I’ll try to do this without doxxing so I won’t include dates.

“There’s a guy there, maybe a few inches shorter than me, about 10 years old, whose smoking by himself a bit further away.”

counterpoint: don’t!! we left these in the 90s and they need to stay there.

“So I took my mother to see ‘Deep Throat.’”

And we’re sure he’s not talking about his wife, like Pence?

I have a fond memory about 9 to 5, not the film, but the theme song (still probably the best film theme song ever, and Dolly Parton was WRONGLY denied that Oscar; which went to Fame, a good song, but not a timeless classic).

Yes, that is my only critique. This beautiful girl deserves a more flattering cut. 

Proving once again that bootcut pants are never flattering. 

It was smart to scale back.

Name-puns are the lowest form of humor, but...

A couple weeks ago I found a black leather Marc Jacobs cross body at Marshalls for $89.00. It had MSRP tags on it for $330.00, but I thought “oh, this is a piece that intended for discount/outlet retailers”, so I googled it, and no...it was on sale at Nordstrom for $250.00. I love it, I carry it often, and I feel a…

The guys who are fixated on making me squirt are not the same guys making me cum.

Or maybe it would be just as wrong to lock someone up had the music been Arabic? Maybe lets stop violating the rights of Arab citizens instead of advocating for violating the rights of more citizens?

Five new movies? Five? One wonders what the other four were going to be about. My guess is, number five is the romantic story of the patriarch Methuselah being sneakily seduced by JonBenet Ramsey.

I don’t know. I think the guy has some really fresh takes on Relationships and I’ve really enjoyed his last few movies and what do you mean it isn’t 1976? Have I been asleep this whole time?