Listen, he just got over it in a week, okay?

I’m having a hard time understanding the purpose of your original comment...

This feels off-brand for DJ Khaled.

That NYT Bikini article you referenced is next level. Before I even clicked on it I knew which bikini it was. There’s enough twists and turns in that story for it to be a movie.

Um, excuse me, he was in Night at the Museum. Who can remember? I mean forget...?

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But I bet being alone with a salad is the only time she laughs.

The thought of a cat dressed as Santa gnawing on a piece of fish on a city bus definitely appeals to me.

Took this picture last week of Momma Kat (middle) and her two boys Kevin (left) and Cannoli (right). It’s seriously the best. I’d also put them up in their own place if I had to.  Nothing but the best for these kids  

She’s 29, not 20.

I was a massive goody-goody so I only got in trouble three times in my entire school career (college included): for playing hooky during “sports day”, for reading It during home ec (no wonder I still can’t cook), and...for saying “guts”.

My mind went here:

I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes with this guy

I’m okay with this so long as his future obit is written as “Clint Eastwood, mortal enemy of empty chair, dies at X”

“This Christmas" called to say you're wrong. 

“Wonderful Christmastime” is Paul McCartney at his worst. He’s one of the great songwriters of the 20th century, and I’m a huge Beatles fan, but “Wonderful Christmastime” straight up sucks.

Because she spends the entire song telling him all the social consequences she’ll face if she stays and he keeps pressing. Whether she would prefer staying or not, she doesn’t want all of the negatives that she’ll endure if she does. There’s no “cover” sufficient for that time period.

Because the context of the song has changed with the times. It’s old context is irrelevant now. Those social norms of the 1950's are gone and forgotten by everyone accept aficionados of the 1950's. So now the meaning of the song has changed. Its like how language changes and the people who feel the need to defend the…

Got it! You support the right of women to make their own sexual choices and to have full bodily autonomy... so long as they’re the choices you agree with. SO FEMINIST.

most activities have a <.0001% chance it could harm a baby. Lifting boxes. Being in a car. Stepping off a tall kerb. There is a much greater chance of the bay harming a woman though sooooo.

What are women supposed to do, wrap up in lots of squishy duvets and make a nest in a bed?