I used to wear a 32H/34G and I *only* wore pretty bras, like I did not even own a neutral-colored one, and I had 6-8 at a time, so they’re definitely out there! I just had to be super patient, go to Nordstrom Rack religiously and try every bra in my size on, then check eBay for the same style in different colors every…

Nope, I think Kourtney was the youngest after Kylie, and she was like 29 or 30. The other two started in their 30s. One father each. I think Kris was kind of young when she had Kourtney, but she was married. No other eyebrow-raising pregnancies in the family, and honestly, I don’t know that a pregnant 20-year-old…

Calling this movie feminist seems like a pretty bold take, to me. Other than baby replicant, who is comically physically fragile, the female characters are either pretty, skinny, and naked, or over 40 and aggressively desexualized. There isn’t a single woman who doesn’t function as a disposable commodity. I can buy…

I’m not sure how much overlap there is between places that get hurricanes and places where there are basements, but...yeah, even in Florida a garbage bag is better than nothing.

Yes. We need Irma to act as a tacky-seeking smart bomb that affects only gold bidets, etc., while leaving the exterior untouched.

Aww, no, it’s a beautiful historic estate and I hope it outlives its owner. Now, if the golf course were to be completely destroyed, so he had to stop spending a bajillion tax dollars per month to vacation there...

If we’re thinking of the same episode where the couple wanted to shove 4 kids into a tiny house (we RV’d around the country for a couple weeks and it was nice, so let’s just do that 24/7/365!!), that episode filled me with rage. They clearly stubbornly refused to believe that their children might masturbate and would…

My opinion is that I have never tried it because it is outrageously expensive, like take Ben & Jerry’s, which is already an expensive ice cream and then...add one to two additional dollars?!? Lunacy.

Yeah, I read that and I just imagined her talking to an acquaintance like

I don’t know, the movie I saw is one where her power isn’t enough to defeat the villain, and then she has a flashback to a man saying that he loves her before he commits an act of selfless heroism, and then she magically has enough power...so...that mayyyy be the most literal way a man’s love could empower a woman.…

In my experience as a woman in an open relationship, men who are actually okay with it, don’t get jealous, etc., are turned on by the idea of their partner being with someone else. And they never. want. to. actually. meet. up.

Because the table needs to be empty when the 7:00 person gets there, which it won’t be if you seat somebody there at 6.

Yeah, I read that and was like “...wait, what?”. He’s not exactly the Rita Ora of legislating.

I know, anecdata, probably setting myself up to be told to cry other commenters a river, and whatever, but the guys I’ve dated who I would describe as exceptionally attractive are the ones who have been really loving and committed, and absolutely 100% of the guys who have made me feel like shit within the first couple…

Oh no Grace Face has been my go-to for years because I feel like a toddler posing for a Sears glamour shot most of the time I take a selfie, I had no idea it was A Thing.

Well, we know whose button will be the orange one.

A+, I lol’d, you’re truly the Weird Al of this comment section.

You really missed out, cause toward the bottom is the only one about whose graphic content Twitter felt the need to warn me:

Yeah, honestly, that’s why I’m on Tinder and only Tinder at this point, so only men 23-31 who don’t explicitly say that they want six kids/have a picture of them shaking hands with Newt Gingrich can message me. But yeah, dudes can be reeeeeal unreasonable about taking a couple hours to get back to them...like, maybe…

Smart approach. But ehh, I’m kind of a softie and patient to the point of masochism, if the guy IS going to be chill and respectful, I think it’s valuable to give him a chance to be, and if he starts being an asshole, I can just block him.