Thanks;I was like,am I supposed to know who this is,or should I just assume it’s Rita Ora every time I’m unsure,or..?

No, it wasn’t even the largest in NOLA.

“...and when there was one set of tire tracks?”

You wouldn’t have to hold your breath at all considering that I worked my way through community college and have been at this site for 5 years.

Exactly! I was picturing telling a new coworker a funny story about “My family, Dave.”

TIL rehoming a dog is apparently the same as “abandoning” it.

IMO they had the green light the moment he said “Do you know who I am?”

Omg please get the fuck over yourself.

Yeah I guess the shooter should have just taken a lesson from Caitlyn and got in their car in order to murder someone.

Couple’s spray tan.

“Only attacks dogs who...?” How many dogs has her vigilante dog attacked? Did he have a little cape?

“What do I give him to eat? Well, he mostly just grabs whatever he wants.”

Does noone remember when Idris Elba had Michael B Jordan murdered?!?!

I don’t even know what I just read.

don’t you mean “Lord of the Flyes”?

Maybe they were just Canadian married?

I’m fairly sure her fee from George Soros can cover them!

So when are we going to ban white guys? Or husbands??

If it could be combined with the YouTuber Fruititarian shenanigans somehow I would be there for it 24/7.

Did none of the other people commenting notice that you’re never late because people think you’re the famous Jesus??? You probably just have the ability to stop time, so of course you’re never late...