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Reporter: Hey Mark, where did you get those earrings?

Rocco = REBEL HEART

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Spoken like someone who’s never used Charmin Ultra Soft.

OH MY GOD I KNOW WHO IT WAS

I thought they were suing a celebrity, though...

where else could rosa have sat

My bitchy MIL is famous for giving me gifts that are actually for her son. Things that he loves that I would never use. Might I suggest taking a page from her book, and just buying your MIL something that you want for your own household, since it will end up there anyway?

Or should I say Declan McManus, international art thief!?!?

That is a beautiful piece of fabric that you have chosen to show, indeed, as are all fabrics. I salute you. Muslin, Jute, Chintzianity, Silkh, Buddcloth, even Satin worshipping, are all part of a broader cloth.

West Point is in New York... how? That’s not west.

Revenue steam.

Future Mom is Ciara. Future is with Blac Chyna. Blac Chyna is Tyga Mom. Tyga is with Kylie. Kylie is...

Who isn’t Rita Ora?

That is the exact second thing I thought when I saw this.

GREEN PLAID FROCKS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS

In just three easy steps I’m going to show you how to turn a tube top into a fun and festive Yarmulke.

I can’t relate to this because no one has ever rejected me.