Totally beside the point, but her colorist must be H.H. Holmes the way he/she is killing it. It always just looks like it's growing out of her head mermaid-colored, and the icy blue she had on The Tonight Show a couple months ago is my absolute dream color.

I'm genuinely not sure how applicable this tip is to people who aren't Orlando residents under 25, but you can save a pretty good amount of money on theme park tickets if you find a University of Central Florida student to buy them for you (for example, Disney tickets are $65 instead of $95, although you can only get…

Bodysnarking!!!

Oh my stars, that's insane. I got itchy arms from just reading your comment, I can't imagine actually dealing with the shit contained in it.

Your bravery is impressive. All of the comments I've ever seen on the quality of her Dirt Bags are of the "she's a comic genius" variety.

I know! When I found that out, I tried to tell myself "ehh, he has his own TV show, he's doing a hell of a lot better than 99% of actors," but...nope, the fact remains that he shares an alma mater with Meryl Streep and he spent several years professionally guzzling 64-ounce milkshakes.

You know what makes Adam Richman's slow descent into Fat Bastarddom even more depressing? The man has a master's in drama. From YALE.

I feel mildly ashamed to know this, but...her tattoo was featured on TLC's NY Ink, and while it's more hipbone-area than swimsuit-area, it IS delightfully trashy in that it's actually combo of a stiletto and a Scorpio symbol.

I'm with you on the photo thing...this would be an awesome, amazing slideshow, but in this format, it's somewhat reminiscent of the Ken Burns PBS Documentary slowly-pan-over-a-static-image-for-two-minutes technique. Granted, there are worse static images to see than Mister Smolderface.

Oh my, that blog is...surprisingly breezy. My favorite recurring feature is "People Say the Darndest Things"!

Heh, I know, I know! I read a blog post about that whole thing in which it was implied that every single Chinese actress who had ever appeared onscreen was an escort, and both of their names were dropped.

The comments on the Lena Dunham link escalated into aggression so quickly.

Okay, I don't want to sound like one of those people who comment "I don't know who ANY of these people are, and I have NEVER heard of Google" on Tweet Beats, but.

It Victoria's Secret-ed me!

So heartily co-signed, on every point. I'm tired of arguing with people about this topic, but you're right; it just boils down to "using that word cannot possibly enrich your life, and furthermore, if having to refrain from using it is the biggest racial obstacle you face this year, well, things could be worse...but…

What a hypocrite! She claims to be so pro-life, but when it comes to web design, she's alllll for the visual abortion that is her aqua-on-baby-pink color scheme.

Oh jeez, I had no idea they were trying to sell them as undies. Preposterous. Snark merited.

Aww, no, those swimsuit bottoms are the only ones I've ever found that work for me! They kinda Spanxify my belly, the back shows enough ass to avoid looking diaper-like without riding up, and they allow me to do a cute pinup-y swim situation without paying $100 for a suit that's wayy too small in the top anyway. I did…

I think my heart has been irreparably hardened against cuteness, 'cause my thought process during this video was, in order:

That really jumped out at me too. Granted, in the article he says he's on a plane "four or five times a week," so he's probably sleeping in Italy half the time, but still...the amount that cat spends on airfare in a week would pay my rent for six months.