I don't know if my favorite aspect of JaVale McGee's tweet is that

Oh wow, Leandra "The Man Repeller" Medine just keeps doing more and more designer collabs.

That is delightful! Thank you.

Maybe it was an in-hotel-room massage situation? Rich people often order massage tables via room service, right?

"According to a press statement, Ashley Madison will 'accept photographs, video, DNA or a sworn affidavit from the woman's mother who can prove a romantic involvement with Tebow in order to qualify for $1 million.'"

I don't know if there are a whole lot of conversations where noting the way someone does or doesn't censor herself is MORE germane. Granted, I was a li'l bit snarky about it, but the point of that question really was "it's worth noting that you censored yourself here but not there." If she hadn't made it clear that…

Well, if you don't meeeean it in an offensive waaaaay, then why not use the whole word instead of "ni—er" in your comment? Is it because there are black people on Jezebel and not at that bar?

Oh, for sure. Not only does that article use an average that includes places with more bedrooms, it also ignores the fact that "average rent" and "the average rent for the kind of place a twentysomething would live" are very different. There are indubitably plenty of 1-bedroom apartments in Greenpoint that are $2500+,…

Okay, am I crazy or is 2600 kinda high for a 1-bedroom Greenpoint? A friend of mine lived in a (small, but fairly nice and on the same block as a G stop) 3-bedroom there that was $2400 total.

So I'm in my early 20s, as are most of my gal pals. If a 23-year-old friend of mine even mentioned that she found a 16-year-old boy attractive, forget actually DATED one, I would be deeeeply creeped out. "WTF"s and "ewwww"s and "Jesus, that's some Mary Kay Letourneau, Wilmer Valderrama shit"s would be flying all over…

Whaaaat? That's like one of the easiest "hard" Draw Something options ever! You just draw a face with luxurious Kim K. locks on one side and baldness on the other, giant black glasses, and super jacked-up music notes emanating from it. Maybe a laptop and a bored expression for bonus points.

Jeez, that is...an advanced level of creepy. That is AP Creepology.

Hey, did you know that "bath the twins" is grammatically incorrect? I bet you didn't!

So does Asos, which is deeply impressive considering the mind-boggling number of garments they sell.

Whoa, I'm only using 11% and I have 38k emails! You must have an impressive number of attachments/pictures up in your inbox.

I have two male friends who insist that a winky-face emoticon at the end of a text guarantees oral sex from the recipient. Their position is, straight-up, ;) = blowjay. Clearly, they would disagree with this.

She had the right idea; 52 weeks minus the 4 weeks you're already not going to get sick in July equals 48 weekends...but she forgot to double it.

@EmilyBat: Well, she needs to telegraph that she's a chaste, girl-next-door type, and the Rachel Berry look is taken, so...yeah, I don't know.

@Petril: Oh, it's Kendall. That photo shoot was a li'l controversial when it happened, let me tell you.

@EmilyBat: I know!