@lollilove: Heh, I'm the opposite. I love the later seasons and find all the characters in Seasons 1 and 2 completely insufferable. Mainly because their clothes were terrible.

I kid you not, I bought said VS undies about three days ago because I had heard they didn't dig in. They definitely worked better than the cheapie Charlotte Russe lace-sided thongs they were replacing, but...I could still see the indent through my dress, dammit. I think it's just the way I'm shaped. :(

Yup. Of course, that sexualization seems much more evident to me in creepy-ass articles wherein grown men describe 8-year-olds as "sexy" than it is in, say, the existence of lightly padded, child-sized bikini tops, but hey, I'm not employed by CNN, what do I know?

Question: Lots of people say they prefer to wear thongs because they eliminate panty lines. Is that not universally the case, or am I the only one with thong VPL issues?

Okay, maybe I'm just a pie-in-the-sky optimist, but what if the way little girls are dressing isn't really all that big a deal?

Jeez, when did Glee's Heather Morris start doing softly-lit softcore?!

@cookiecutter: Because you live in Australia, I'm choosing to believe that your boyfriend's name is Bob Sparkle, and that he is a ballroom dancer.

@ouijabored: I cry just thinking about "Jurassic Bark." The scene at the end, and the song!

1. Uh oh, Courtney Love's auctions have zero bids. Lots of buy it now action?

@JamieMF: 1. I won't say "aww, I'm sure you have a beautiful personality, and that's all that matters," because only the most committed Naomi Wolves can really stick to that belief. But I will say what I'm sure you know, that agonizing about your acne and seeing yourself as ugly because of it just adds psychological…

Well, I mean, I'd be okay with living to 78 instead of 79 if I could have my ideal weight and shape, never pass on dessert, and never set foot on an elliptical machine again. Is that really so horrifying?

@bilingualsuperheroine: Re: Number 2, if that worked, there would be zillions of mallrats running around with little Coach Cs on their ankles. Think of the logjams at our nation's less scrupulous tattoo parlors if a Wonka logo got tweens 50% off the price of Nerds Rope.

@mordicai: I would be all "if I were a guy, I'd be in love with her," but...I'm a straight girl and that hasn't stopped my love in the slightest.

That works.

Well, her equally bonkers doctor sure seemed to think it was okay!

@lady ragnell: That's exactly what I thought!

@chulptor: Well, at that point Facebook was for college kids and Myspace was for everyone.

I have a relative who is so pro-life that when, two months into a pregnancy, she found out that her fetus had stopped growing and died, she would not get it removed.

I guess what people mean is that she's dorky, 'cause she owns a Princess Leia costume and pops 25-year-old retainers into her mouth. But that's not really dowdy, and she doesn't really deviate from conventional standards of attractiveness. As evidenced by her stream of handsome, successful love interests.

@insomniac1729: I see what you did there.