I think you write fictional state secrets and hope for the best.

See, I think he’s really gay, but has so much self-loathing that it comes out in the form of anti-LGBT+ bullshit.

It is shit like this that makes me do about 98% of my shopping online. But damn those days when you have no time to wait for whatever to be shipped to you. There is no need to get the hard sell for children’s shoes, FFS.

I think it helps if you don’t have a sniffed-the-fart expression on your face when trying to flatter.

I was thinking of making a small poster that says “reclaiming my time” to post in my cube.

Don’t do that. We need you to vote in the midterms.

Which is why he is a pacifist now.

Starred for “fat wad of goo.”

What did Deirdre do to you?

Same.

I’ve heard it, but it’s usually “snatch a knot in his tail” instead of ass.

I’d be salty if someone mistreated my sister, too. Salt away, Earl Spencer. Salt away.

Like you should be able to take weed brownies and put them in ice cream.

She just wasn’t ready for him to be home all the time.

I agree with your Palin sentiment, but I still don’t wish brain cancer on the man.

Oh that thread was nuts! That poster would. Not. Let. The. Correction. Go.

I would too...especially since I don’t have a penis at present.

Wow! Hormones do crazy things to hair!!

I have the hair that could do that curled under atrocity Amber is sporting. Which was great in my 20s. Sucked in my teens.

I’m so sorry for your struggles. That stinks.