God, I loved that show.

You will carry that fibroid to term, and you will like it!

Which would be helpful for them to know, but they don’t care.

You were just born too late. If you had been in high school in the late 80s, all you would have needed was a can of aqua net and you would have had the best hair in school.

They are beyond anything I hoped to witness, but it’s the core supporters who defend EVERY f-ing horrifying thing they do that scare me the most. We can wait out however much time he’s in office, but how do you fix all the stupid?

I believe that this time in history will be fascinating for my grandchildren to study. As long as school hasn’t been outlawed.

I want all of them together in the same cell...Seinfeld style.

I thought Trump men didn’t do cosmetic surgery, but they are barely recognizable.

Trump can’t read.

Me too.

Like I said to a fellow mourner following my brother’s suicide: it’s not a contest. (She had told me that it was worse for me than others because I had lost both my father and my brother to suicide.)

There’s six people waving, smiling, and taking photos. Everybody else in the background has a big IDGAF look going on.

Oh, me too!!

Since they put quotation marks around Do Not Touch, perhaps they didn’t really mean it.

Insert your choice of slow clap gif here. This was outstanding.

My great uncle was at Omaha Beach on D-day. Only talked about it once before he died. His story was the stuff of nightmares.

So, a normal day, right? Here in Tennessee, our extra is just more damn fireworks.

Damn, that is the grown up version of one of these things is not like the other!

Best. Gif. Ever.

All of his children should be mortified, full stop.